Dog Based Gremlin
Veteran
So im waiting in this long ass royal rumble line as me and @MrTV4 were flirting wirh these grls and overall just pre-gameing with the rest of the rowdy crowd. Long story short, we were slowly going thru the ticket line traffic for like a hour. As I got closer, the PA announcer was like "anyone who has an orange brim around their ticket, please skip ahead and come to the front to redeem your prize.
Luckily I had an orange brim ticket. So im walking ahead thinking im about to get some free John Cena merchandize when the ticket guy says "congratulations, you just won a free front row seat! I looked at him lke he was crazy!!! But I proceeded to the seat. As I got there, I sat down and noticied that I was sitting next to Lex Luger (the rap producer), Mack Maine and Lil Wayne. I tld them I loved their music and would love a picture. Lil Wayne was being a dikk about it but said "ok only one lil nikka" so I have some stranger take the pic on my phone.
I go to use the bathroom and noticed the pic didnt save!! I was pissed off but figured id ask for another one before the night was over. As I walked back, I noticied Jayz and Beyonce were seated next to me now!! Im starstruck and pretty much bow to jigga who casuallly laughs. I askee him for a photo but he said he doesnt do photos because of how people try to make money off it and i said its cool. I then told him I didnt know he was a wrestlng fan and he said he just likes the Royal Rumble match up
So the first match was a boring diva match with "Alicia fox vs Natayla". Alicia cheated to win the quick match and came over to acknowledge JayZ and Beyonce. As the lights were dim showing a promo on the titantron. Some ignant nikkas approached lil wayne and mack Maine and said "fukk Lil Wayne and YMCMB" Lil Wayne brushed it off but the man kept edging it on. By now, parents were starting to move back knowing something was about to pop off when out of nowhere someone came out the third row and shot at Lil Wayne and his crew!!!
Kids were screaming and I did like a roll flip to evade all the madness and darted up the steps. I was scared shytless and sweatin! As I look down from the stairs, I can see it was 50 Cent who tried to shoot Lil Wayne and their whole posse was fighting near ringside and lil cac families were crying and screaming like they never heard bullets before.
In the end, the WWE cancelled the Royal Rumble event and they got the mainstream media attention they always wanted. As I was looking for my keys and casually walk back to my car, I said to myself "I love wrestling but I wont die for it, nikkas dont know how to act"
Luckily I had an orange brim ticket. So im walking ahead thinking im about to get some free John Cena merchandize when the ticket guy says "congratulations, you just won a free front row seat! I looked at him lke he was crazy!!! But I proceeded to the seat. As I got there, I sat down and noticied that I was sitting next to Lex Luger (the rap producer), Mack Maine and Lil Wayne. I tld them I loved their music and would love a picture. Lil Wayne was being a dikk about it but said "ok only one lil nikka" so I have some stranger take the pic on my phone.
I go to use the bathroom and noticed the pic didnt save!! I was pissed off but figured id ask for another one before the night was over. As I walked back, I noticied Jayz and Beyonce were seated next to me now!! Im starstruck and pretty much bow to jigga who casuallly laughs. I askee him for a photo but he said he doesnt do photos because of how people try to make money off it and i said its cool. I then told him I didnt know he was a wrestlng fan and he said he just likes the Royal Rumble match up
So the first match was a boring diva match with "Alicia fox vs Natayla". Alicia cheated to win the quick match and came over to acknowledge JayZ and Beyonce. As the lights were dim showing a promo on the titantron. Some ignant nikkas approached lil wayne and mack Maine and said "fukk Lil Wayne and YMCMB" Lil Wayne brushed it off but the man kept edging it on. By now, parents were starting to move back knowing something was about to pop off when out of nowhere someone came out the third row and shot at Lil Wayne and his crew!!!
Kids were screaming and I did like a roll flip to evade all the madness and darted up the steps. I was scared shytless and sweatin! As I look down from the stairs, I can see it was 50 Cent who tried to shoot Lil Wayne and their whole posse was fighting near ringside and lil cac families were crying and screaming like they never heard bullets before.
In the end, the WWE cancelled the Royal Rumble event and they got the mainstream media attention they always wanted. As I was looking for my keys and casually walk back to my car, I said to myself "I love wrestling but I wont die for it, nikkas dont know how to act"
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when I woke up.
KOFI GON' WIN" and I think Kane ended up winning. But I had just rewatched the 2014 MITB so I think my subconscious just really wanted Kofi to win.
cause I really couldn't believe that shyt was actually happening.
nikka just left me in line
