I had an awkward gay experience today.

[Boogie]

No homo.

My girl has a gay friend at her school. He would always joke about why I mever met him yet. So today me and her walking out the lobby from getting me a visitor pass.

The gayest voice I ever heard yells out her name. He walks over to me and says "Nice to finally meet you."

We shake hands and its like he don't wanna let go. And he kept staring in my eyes shyt was weird af.

I feel violated

 

[mortuus est]

 

[blockburna420]

my dentist make to much eye contact

 

[Boogie]

my dentist make to much eye contact

Breh this nikka was staring into my soul

 

[blockburna420]

Breh this nikka was staring into my soul

nikka i dont like 7 seconds of eye contact. After that im the type nikka that will stare at ya moles, fukked up hair line , gapped teeth .... nikkaz gone feel just as uncomfortable b

 

[Raptor]

OP secretly liked it

 

[ScottyG]

I don't get shyt like this. Why the fukk didn't you just break the handshake? Why shake his fukking hand?

You really don't have enough balls to say you don't shake hands, give the fakkit a nod, but nah you had to come tell the coli since you on some bytch made shyt.





You a fakkit too

 

[Boogie]

I don't get shyt like this. Why the fukk didn't you just break the handshake? Why shake his fukking hand?

You really don't have enough balls to say you don't shake hands, give the fakkit a nod, but nah you had to come tell the coli since you on some bytch made shyt.





You a fakkit too

 

[flea]

Did u shake his hand like a man? Or did u give him that slimy flimsy 'I lack testosterone' type handshake?

 

[Larry Lobster]

OP secretly liked it

YEa, if op kept staring its because he wanted his culo blasted

 

[Sccit]

DAMN BEANIE SIGEL GAY AF

 

[Stefan Urquelle]

op made a gay connection he gonna try to smash now

 

[wet landscapes]

that was the initiation, op
you're one of us now

 

[2stainz]

and then yall fukked....the end.

 

[ScoopNScore]

OP and his new buddy bout to be like

next time