In all seriousness, i never been to prison, but i did a few stints in juvie lock up, and have had the fortune one of those times to be under the charge of a few very very cool c/o's.
In general, If u were respectful, didnt make their jobs difficult, they could be cool asf. We had guards letting our peeps bring us money, let us order food, let our respective crews slide us whatever the fukk we could get up through the windows(this was a community based detention shelter, and those of us who had some chill and minor charges got to go to a building with windows that we could open). Weed, liquor, cigs, porn...this was way before cell phones but if they was around today they would probably let us have those too.
They would let us work the kitchen and take whatever the fukk we want. One breh even got me some Anbesol when my wisdom tooth became impacted.
If we had beef they would clear the living room and let us square up, only condition was we fought like men, no below the belt, biting etc...and when someone was down or tapped out it was over, we shook hands like men and the beef was done.
It almost felt like fukkin summer camp. Throw some bytches in the mix and what more could a 16 year old delinquent ask for?
No one even thought about snitching cause there was nothing to gain, plus they knew if they derailed the gravy train they had the entire unit to deal with. Even if they got released they knew we would catch up with them on the outside.
Its fukked up u got snitched on breh. I hope it wasnt a breh who snitched, but no matter who it was, i would be surprised if they dont end up getting dealt with by the rest of the brehs u was looking out for.