I Had No Idea Snakes Could Get This Big. Yes It's a Real Snake You Pervs

[Cuban Pete]

Let’s get deep brotha

You don't believe in evolution my g

That's cool I'm a science fiend and a spiritual cat, I believe in both things. Or were you insinuating something more

On topic tho, I really fukking hate snakes and I hate the lizards they evolved from. In the words of @Cat piss martini .... Their mama ain't shyt

 

[D.C Young]

I would turn into a straight bytch if I saw that in real life

holy shyt

 

[alpo]

Or were you insinuating something more

 

[Captain Crunch]

A few days of BJJ training and that snake is toast

 

[NoMorePie]

I remember a vid of people cutting open a snake and a old lady was in there

 

[Dusty Bake Activate]

 

[cobra]

You haven’t been acquainted with enough trouser snakes

 

[The Fade]

Exotic pet weirdos wanna keep these things over here

all the more reason to have weapons

 

[levitate]

Thought that you were talking about a big, hard, sweaty, veiny, pulsating, cum-filled dikk.

 

[Kwéyòl]

Thought that you were talking about a big, hard, sweaty, veiny, pulsating, cum-filled dikk.

 

[Big Boss]

 

[supertrekker]

There is no damn reason for a snake to be that large. WTF were they going to do with it next? Them shyts should be shoot on sight.

The longer a snake lives the longer it gets. This is probably a very old snake.

 

[supertrekker]

 

[TEH]

How did KD get up that tree?

 

[RadaMillz]

Someone posted a vid on here once, asian dude passed out on the road after a night of drinking and a snake swallowed
him as a whole



Villagers had to cut the snake open to retrieve the body