I Had No Idea Snakes Could Get This Big. Yes It's a Real Snake You Pervs

[mbewane]

You see sht like this you understand why humans developped arms and teamwork

 

[supertrekker]

Someone posted a vid on here once, asian dude passed out on the road after a night of drinking and a snake swallowed
him as a whole



Villagers had to cut the snake open to retrieve the body

The video was fake. A snake can't swallow an adult. It's never been proven.

 

[GoFlipAPack]

Thought I was in The Coliseum and this was a Kevin Durant thread.

Ho ho ho ho Haha Haha haha haha.....that was so funny friend. You should be a comedian

 

[I AM WE ARE]

Thought I was in The Coliseum and this was a Kevin Durant thread.

 

[Marc Spector]

For shyts and giggles they should let it crossbreed in Florida

 

[Low End Derrick]

It's funny how our ancient primate brains automatically make snakes opps

I'm sure early humans got eaten by all types of shyt, big cats, bears, eagles... We kinda understand it, it's the circle of life

But a snake??

On sight

It makes sense.

They kill more humans per year than any other vertebrae. (apart from, obviously, other humans.)

 

[Bboystyle]

10 coli brehs can take care of that

5 of them if they know Jujitsu : @Mowgli

 

[Bboystyle]

Its bigger than my snake, i’ll admit that.

Lil dikk gang. Cant relate

 

[Killer Instinct]

 

[Zero]

I remember a vid of people cutting open a snake and a old lady was in there

 

[I AM WE ARE]

Lil dikk gang. Cant relate

 

[Pseudonym]

Lil dikk gang. Cant relate

Your dikk is 30 ft?

 

[NoMorePie]

Your dikk is 30 ft?

Avi

 

[chineebai]

O shyt that's 1 snake i thought it was 2

 

[who_better_than_me]

Being killed by a constrictor has to be top 10 worst animal related deaths. Imagine 15-20+ feet of pure muscle squeezing you slowly to the point of asphyxiation. And you feel every single bone that’s breaking, arteries bursting, and your eyes pop out due to the amount of pressure these animals have. And then, the mf take even longer to swallow you that’s some fukked up ass shyt.

Like someone said earlier, be thankful constrictors like anacondas and pythons ain’t aggressive. I feel for people who’ve been killed by these.

It’s like damn. Out of all the animals that could’ve killed you, you got killed by the one that only eats every couple of weeks and even months. And you just so happened to run across that mf right when he hungry again. DAAAAMN

At least your dead before the eat you.


Hyenas eat their prey alive starting from the ass.