i had to call in sick for exams and now i need an excuse

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i gotta go to doctors tomorrow and ask for a note, but i need to make shyt up so the doctor writes me a note.

A couple months ago i went to the doctor for "stomach problems", can't use that again.

need some simple suggestions.
 

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i gotta go to doctors tomorrow and ask for a note, but i need to make shyt up so the doctor writes me a note.

A couple months ago i went to the doctor for "stomach problems", can't use that again.

need some simple suggestions.

Bad whiplash from being inside your friends car when he wrecked it.
Look up the symptoms beforehand. Act like you can't turn your neck.
 
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I use to do this all the time...

1) if you have an original sick note from a previous doctor visit, all you need to do is photo copy it...Then white-out the date on the copy, and make another copy...Fill in a new date, and take to your school...

2) Don't go to your regular doctor, go to a Walk-in-Clinic and use the same symptoms as before...

3) If you are crazy like me, forge a sick note...Make sick note document using MS Word, and sign your doctor's signature, and fill out the medical complaints yourself...

4) If you have good relationship with your doctor, just go to him or her, and tell him or her, you were very stressed, sleepless, and feeling depressed, and it made it hard for you to prepare for the exam, and ask them for sick note...

Nobody is going to call your doctor to confirm, because there are doctor patient confidentiality and privacy issues...

Basically, it's a bullsh+t system that the schools have in place...

If a student doesn't want to write an exam at a particular time, he or she should be allowed to write it at more convenient time, without having to go through the hassle of obtaining sick notes...
 

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Pre Carpal Tunnel Syndrome. Just say your wrist was hurting you yesterday but not anymore. Doctor would be forced to write a note, wrist pains that come and go are mysterious things.
 

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go !n, just tell em you got the flu & youre gett!n d!zzy & weak, !t cant really be traced, the most theyll g!ve you ant!b!ot!cs & an !v... you get a note say!n phys!cally healthy but hav!n v!ral symptoms.... tell your job !t was go!n on a couple days so you had to go !n.... br!ng some tylenol & kleenex... !ve done !t....
 

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Next time use a mental illness like depression or anxiety attack and goto the pschologists/mental health ppl on your campus. Them mothafukkas be so quick to diagnose you with any and everything smh, they'll get you a note, letter, whatever...
 
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