I HATE Hipsters!!!!!!!!!

[fukkyalifestyle]

I live in hipster central in philly, and im not a hipster. Some of these hipster bytches tho

 

[Maschine_Man]

I've never had a hipster run up in my home with a gun tryna steal all my shyt though.....

I'd rather look at these fakkits in their gay clothes and hairstyles, then worry about getting robbed or jumped cuz I wear nice shoes.

 

[Family Man]

 

[Maschine_Man]

the CAC cornball hipsters always have me

with their love of bacon, reddit, beards & other stupid sarcastic ish.

Black hipsters are cool tho

slow down bruh.....bacon is fukkin delicious.

a real hipster ain't eating bacon


maybe some gluten free granola bacon

 

[BocaRear]

slow down bruh.....bacon is fukkin delicious.

a real hipster ain't eating bacon


maybe some gluten free granola bacon

no pork for me brother ,

 

[Maschine_Man]

I'm a hipster unfortunately not intentionally, but these homo looking cacs are into almost all the same shyt I'm into I refuse to dress or look like a hipster though.

don't worry they will be in to something different soon enough.

 

[Maschine_Man]

no pork for me brother ,

thats cool, I ain't judging.

turkey bacon is still aaaight I guess lol



but even still those hipsters sipping their $15 lattes ain't eating bacon

 

[Responsible Allen Iverson]

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

so ya'll want safe, cheap neighborhoods?

Where has that EVER happened?

 

[2Quik4UHoes]

5 stars, + reputation, dap, undap, dap again. I fukkin HATE these uptalking culture vulture, gentrifying cockroaches.

 

[Majestyx]

thats cool, I ain't judging.

turkey bacon is still aaaight I guess lol



but even still those hipsters sipping their $15 lattes ain't eating bacon

breh, hipsters love bacon. hipsters are the reason there is weird shyt like bacon smoothies, and bacon ice cream. most of the hipsters i have come across are not vegan. they might prop up some 'healthier' shyt but they love pork on their fork

 

[*L*E*G*A*C*Y*]

I live in hipster central in philly, and im not a hipster. Some of these hipster bytches tho

Some of these hipster bytches be dressing like their 40 and their 22-24. They call it "normcore"...the art of dressing like a boring suburban housewife for "kicks" and "irony".

I just think they know their looks have already left them and they're just accepting it...and justifying their ness by giving it a flashy and hip name.

 

[Mikael Blowpiff]

breh, hipsters love bacon. hipsters are the reason there is weird shyt like bacon smoothies, and bacon ice cream. most of the hipsters i have come across are not vegan. they might prop up some 'healthier' shyt but they love pork on their fork

in 2014 hipster is just an irl way of referring to your stereotypical redditor so yeah theyre about that all bacon urrthang life

 

[Damnshow]

Today, as I watched a 14 year old girl knock 35 year old Mason off his vintage Schwinn and ride off with it, I noticed him calling 911 to report it. So I put on a fake policeman’s uniform, arrived at the scene, and bashed his bearded face in with my walkie talkie which was simply a brick I painted black. End of story.

 

[Responsible Allen Iverson]

Some of these hipster bytches be dressing like their 40 and their 22-24. They call it "normcore"...the art of dressing like a boring suburban housewife for "kicks" and "irony".

I just think they know their looks have already left them and they're just accepting it...and justifying their ness by giving it a flashy and hip name.

I read about this a while back. It's crazy how people are trying to make dressing normally "ironic." You can do basically anything and try to pass it off as hipster.