Funny the timing of this thread. Was on the elevator last week and this woman got on. Light skinned with full lips, root beer jolly ranchers eyes, makeup flawless, and that real thick curly hair. Looked kinda like Mya, or a darker Alessia Cara. Face full, but whatever as a lot of Black folks have full faces despite not being overweight. I thought her upper body looked kinda full, but she had a coat on so I couldn't really tell. Next question on my mind was the "feet game" (Gucci voice). Didn't make it that far initially. Calves looked like Hippo legs with that short tree stump showing no definition or differentiation from between the calve to the thigh.
And she had the fat girl boots with no heels.
Despite all that, I still would have tossed her from here to Albuquerque. Her face and hair was enough for me to forget about the rest of her. At least momentarily.