I hate when people underestimate the difficulty of pulling out

miranda

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Why don't you guys just go to the clinic talk to a health care professional about birth control options?

Chicks need to stop letting random dudes go raw in them, and breh's need to strap up.

That shyt should be for committed relationships.

it really is Idiocracy come to life. the most irresponsible women are having most of the children.
:mjcry:

i really just want to say fukk it, and do the accidentally-on-purpose reverse cowgirl leglock trap plan. He's an anesthesiologist dammit! but alas i wont. I had my ovulation days mapped out, but then i read that meeting my dad thread and snapped back to reality.
 

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The moisture and delicacy of the p*ssy just be to potent to resist :mjcry:

I almost shot my whole load in the girl I'm talking to right now this morning but even tho the duration in between the first notice of climaxing and the nut releasing is like a second during that time I foreshadowed my whole life plummeting before a nikkas eyes so I aborted mission but word to mommy I was ode close to submitting :mjcry:

Now I see why babies out of wedlock is high as shyt , when that climax swim through ya rationally damn near vanishes for the moment and you're rolling the dice with your instincts at that point whether your going to pull out or not ..



Long story shorty anybody got any recommendations for condoms that feel like nothings there ? :ld: thanks in advance









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Ladies and gentlemen, I present #MauryLogic.
 

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it really is Idiocracy come to life. the most irresponsible women are having most of the children.
:mjcry:

i really just want to say fukk it, and do the accidentally-on-purpose reverse cowgirl leglock trap plan. He's an anesthesiologist dammit! but alas i wont. I had my ovulation days mapped out, but then i read that meeting my dad thread and snapped back to reality.


:dahell:

What is wrong with you weird bytches...
 

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Honestly you shouldn't be fukking women raw you need to pull out of. If you have to pull out then you should know better. Only fukk women raw who you know you can bust deep in with no problems.
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Exactly! TELL EM.. matter fact...






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it really is Idiocracy come to life. the most irresponsible women are having most of the children.
:mjcry:

i really just want to say fukk it, and do the accidentally-on-purpose reverse cowgirl leglock trap plan. He's an anesthesiologist dammit! but alas i wont. I had my ovulation days mapped out, but then i read that meeting my dad thread and snapped back to reality
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Honestly you shouldn't be fukking women raw you need to pull out of. If you have to pull out then you should know better. Only fukk women raw who you know you can bust deep in with no problems.

They set themselves up to fail.
:francis:

Be on the coli in a few months talking about how miserable their chick Is since she been pregnant
Then next year on the coli talking about how much they hate their baby mama and wish they never netted in her.

:comeon:
 

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I'm going to have to convert to that rubber life full time I hate the feeling it's like drinking koolaid without sugar but it's better than going thru trials and tribulations for 18+ years.. I wish women had an off and on switch for their reproductive system :mjcry:

Breh if you Makin up imaginary shyt like an on off switch why wouldn't you want it for yourself?
make your sperms inert for some portion of time.
:comeon:

What if she lied and said it was off and it wasnt?
:snoop:.......:russ:

Still trust your pregnancy protection to someone other than yourselves in 2015 brehs.
just start saving for your kids college now brehs
 

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They set themselves up to fail.
:francis:

Be on the coli in a few months talking about how miserable their chick Is since she been pregnant
Then next year on the coli talking about how much they hate their baby mama and wish they never netted in her.

:comeon:
then talk about how bad the fatherless-ness in the black community.nikkas really goin raw in women they have no intentions of deal with/ a potential future :mindblown:
 
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