I hate when people underestimate the difficulty of pulling out

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it really is Idiocracy come to life. the most irresponsible women are having most of the children.
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i really just want to say fukk it, and do the accidentally-on-purpose reverse cowgirl leglock trap plan. He's an anesthesiologist dammit! but alas i wont. I had my ovulation days mapped out, but then i read that meeting my dad thread and snapped back to reality.

Ill take "things bytches that put you on child support say" for $1,000 :dead:
 
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I know alot nikkas on here lying like they never penetrated a girl raw for gratitude & daps :stopitslime:

It's been two pages and no one still recommended a youngin rubbers that almost feel like nothing is there , almost every one I use eliminates the pleasure by like 90% life isn't fair I deserve the privilege of feeling them walls without repercussion :gooncry:

Shows how many niccas use rubbers
I aint used 1 since pac died
 

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Put me on bruh:feedme:
I know there's a few days out the month where they are more likely to get pregnant
day 13 after a female's menstruation has started, is when hormones in the body push out the egg, ready to be fertilized. Day 14 is the when women are at their peak / maximum stage of ovulation, but the egg can still be chilling outside of the Fallopian tube waiting for sperm, for up to 72 hours. The life cycle of sperm in the female body usually last 24 hours, but can be lingering around for up to 72 hours as well, despite being an very acidic place, where the majority of sperm instantaneously meet their fate(death) . The best thing to do is not have sex between days 12-18 after the female's menstruation started. But after day 18, you can bust all the nuts you want care free, until day 12 of her cycle next month...
 

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you better strap up breh. you're too young and smart to raise a child at this day and age especially in a expensive city like NY. I know the punai feels much better if you're hitting raw, but I wouldn't take any chances even if my pull out game is, 1996 Chicago Bulls team status.
Nikkas can put sports references into anything :mjlol::mjlol:
 

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it really is Idiocracy come to life. the most irresponsible women are having most of the children.
:mjcry:

i really just want to say fukk it, and do the accidentally-on-purpose reverse cowgirl leglock trap plan. He's an anesthesiologist dammit! but alas i wont. I had my ovulation days mapped out, but then i read that meeting my dad thread and snapped back to reality.
:ohhh::mjcry:
 

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day 13 after a female's menstruation has started, is when hormones in the body push out the egg, ready to be fertilized. Day 14 is the when women are at their peak / maximum stage of ovulation, but the egg can still be chilling outside of the Fallopian tube waiting for sperm, for up to 72 hours. The life cycle of sperm in the female body usually last 24 hours, but can be lingering around for up to 72 hours as well, despite being an very acidic place, where the majority of sperm instantaneously meet their fate(death) . The best thing to do is not have sex between days 12-18 after the female's menstruation started. But after day 18, you can bust all the nuts you want care free, until day 12 of her cycle next month...
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The moisture and delicacy of the p*ssy just be to potent to resist :mjcry:

I almost shot my whole load in the girl I'm talking to right now this morning but even tho the duration in between the first notice of climaxing and the nut releasing is like a second during that time I foreshadowed my whole life plummeting before a nikkas eyes so I aborted mission but word to mommy I was ode close to submitting :mjcry:

Now I see why babies out of wedlock is high as shyt , when that climax swim through ya rationally damn near vanishes for the moment and you're rolling the dice with your instincts at that point whether your going to pull out or not ..



Long story shorty anybody got any recommendations for condoms that feel like nothings there ? :ld: thanks in advance









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fukk bytches raw that won't even get on birth ctrl first n only have a moment of clarity that this bytch is the enemy right before u cum, ol Q-Tip giving an unconvincing performance pretending to ward off gay sexual advances from his homeboy in Prison Song once this birdbrain bytch put them laws on ur ass for spending child support money on the Iphone 7 2 yrs from now brehs.
 

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Breh if you Makin up imaginary shyt like an on off switch why wouldn't you want it for yourself?
make your sperms inert for some portion of time.
:comeon:

What if she lied and said it was off and it wasnt?
:snoop:.......:russ:

Still trust your pregnancy protection to someone other than yourselves in 2015 brehs.
just start saving for your kids college now brehs
Them lil nikkas ain't going to college, at least not out in the free world and not anywhere without Kaiser, Everest, or Phoenix in the name. nikka done made a whole thread talk sum It be hard to pull out, anybody got some advice? Jesús christ, they're gonna have to make chlorine tablets for the gene pool soon with this type of bullshyt.
 
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