I have a MAJOR barber dilemma.....

[Red Omega]

I dont trust any barber but mine. I remember one time my barber went on vacation and I decided to go to the n!gga who for some reason GETS NO customers because I wanted a quick one.

I got up looking like this

This hoe as n!gga even had the nerve to ask me for a tip after that disgraceful piece of sh!t

 

[Red Omega]

ill never understand why a barber would push someones shyt back, just makes no sense

 

[villain]

go to a dominican barbershop

everybody in the mufukka knows how to cut so if my regular dude aint there or got a long wait I just hit up the next nikka and come out like

 

[obarth]

go to a dominican barbershop

I've been trying to put these nikkas up on those Dominicans, pause, since . shyt be the closest thing to being pampered for a man. Plus you'll never meet one that doesn't use a blade on your shapeup. They do such a good job the alcohol barely stings, have a nikka like . I swear they be playing baseball during the day and cutting hair at night in DR from age 4.

But I said this back on , you gotta do serious research when changing barbers. Go in a shop when it's really busy and you have time to wait and just watch. Do a mental barber power rankings (you could make a spreadsheet if you want ).

 

[Uncle Trill]

Very entertaining and hilarious thread.

 

[Steve Piffler]

my brother is my barber, so that solves all my problems. i get first dibs on the chair when i walk in, and his clients already know what it is. he cuts my hair to perfection and i can go to his house after hours or on days when the shop is not open to get a quick shape up or a full cut. plus, we laugh and clown and have a good time when i'm there.

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

Well, the good news is my old barber ain't here. The bad news is that my barber has a gaggle of male groupies that never have clients and he's sitting there talking to them.

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[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

Alright I'm in the chair now. Hopefully he doesn't get any texts.

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[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

Leave him alone you fakkits so I can get my hair cut!

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[iamduval]

The best barber i ever had was a white guy

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

The wait was worth it.

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[PortCityProphet]

i know some of yall nikkas don had this happen when yall were in the chair

 

[Houston911]

man my uncle used to cut my hair. he used to stop mid cut to argue with his baby mama, eat bbq, drink beer, all types of random shyt

 

[Racked Up]

@Dormtainment - Love & Barbershop - YouTube

i know some of yall nikkas don had this happen when yall were in the chair

"Yo hairline aint where i left it"

 

[OH SOHH TRILL]

man my uncle used to cut my hair. he used to stop mid cut to argue with his baby mama, eat bbq, drink beer, all types of random shyt

swear to god that nikka Willie in Austin at Agape stopped in the middle of my haircut to play a game of Madden.