I have a question? Which would you rather happen?

[Sex Luthor]

Would you rather teleport to a random but safe place when you sneeze or travel a week back in time every 5th time you fart?

 

[High Art]

Would you rather teleport to a random but safe place when you sneeze or travel a week back in time every 5th time you fart?

If you travel back in time, do you have a way to get back? Will you run into yourself or does time just rewind? Do you stay the same age when you go back in time or just jump back into a younger version of yourself? Do you still retain the knowledge you have? Details, details...


If I teleport, what can I bring with me? I'm about to get my passport-bros on each time I sneeze if I can bring shyt with me. #AlwaysReadyGang

Sneezing while taking a shyt might be a problem though.

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

Nicca go to sleep

 

[Umoja]

What counts as a fart? Are unconscious farts ruled out? I wouldn't want to find myself in loop or going back until I was unborn.

I wouldn't want to pick sneezing but, if the farting conditions would create a loop, I'd pick it to ensure the rest of humanity can move forward.

 

[Gil Scott-Heroin]

Put the blunt down, breh.

 

[WaveWhisperer]

Id teleport , keep my camera on me. Might see some dope shyt

 

[LeaveMyHairLineAlone]

 

[CopiousX]

Would you rather teleport to a random but safe place when you sneeze or travel a week back in time every 5th time you fart?

Teleport. You can control this by keeping some pepper in your back pocket. Id seriously be on some daredevilsht, jumping out of planes or robbing banks with a pepper packet up my nose.







You can kinda control farts, but there is often a 2hr delay that makes it useless. You also might not fart an entire 5 times after a trip to chipotle. God forbid you get food poisoning and wind up being 5 yrs younger in only just one day of being sick. Imagine how many sickdays you get per year.




Fun fact tho, the farting thing would actually make you immortal. Humans release all fluids and gasses after dying; meaning the last sound you make will probably be a fart.

 

[Kornball The Conqueror]

 

[Womb Raider]

Both scenarios are trash

 

[NoCones]

wtf, breh
Sneeze

 

[richaveli83]

Put the blunt down, breh.

Real talk shyt sounds like things people talk about when getting high!

 

[Vandelay]

This man is asking all the questions we need answered

 

[Sex Luthor]

If you travel back in time, do you have a way to get back? Will you run into yourself or does time just rewind? Do you stay the same age when you go back in time or just jump back into a younger version of yourself? Do you still retain the knowledge you have? Details, details...


If I teleport, what can I bring with me? I'm about to get my passport-bros on each time I sneeze if I can bring shyt with me. #AlwaysReadyGang

Sneezing while taking a shyt might be a problem though.

You go back a week and replace your old self no memories of the future

 

[High Art]

You go back a week and replace your old self no memories of the future

I'll take my chances with passport sneezes then and hope I don't sneeze while shytting or showering.