I have almost 8000 saved. Looking to invest the money, but what on?

[TRFG]

BUSINESS:

Get a purchase a Honda Fit and become an Uber taxi.

Get your notary license and start a notary business.

Consider opening a brokerage account and buy stock. I recommend Nike (NKE), Telsa (TSLA), BP, FB, and TWTR. sit on it for 2 year then cash out

Consider buying 5 thousand worth of high priced goods (jordans, iphones, etc..) and open an international ebay store

Head to Vegas and bet on black 5 times in a row at $250 each. For some reason i always come ahead when i do this.

PLEASURE:

Book a first class flight to Rio and fukk as many whores as you can before your dikk falls off

Fly to colombia, buy some high grade coke, find a few whores and go crazy

Fly to Paris, check out the lourve, where you can learn alot of black history.

Head to Egypt and check out the magnificent pyramids

I don't think 8k would afford a first class ticket to Rio

 

[KOohbt]

First start by spending some of it to get sound invest advice.

 

[Music Fiend]

A friend of mine used to use Silk Road for things... Neither here nor there. Anyway they use Bitcoin.

Kinda like stock market.


He put like 4.5k into Bitcoin a couple years back. It was like 150$ a coin. Now they are worth anywhere from 500 to 700 a coin. Dude cashed out around 650 a coin. Made like 14k. And got the money back.

 

[platinum f1a$k]

what's your risk tolerance?

 

[The Infamous]

Pay your rent or mortagage 5 months in advance and spend those 5 months learning how to make intricate sand castles. The end game is to qualify for the world championships that are broadcasted on Espn and poison the competitors foods so you win with a simple 5 story bronze age castle complete with alligator sculptures, a team of snipers that wield cross bows posted on the tops of the towers and a few coniving peasants that are secretly trying to over throw you.. all made of sand. So you win the grand prize of 6k.

 

[The Infamous]

that's all good, but he'd be down 2k if anything

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at you taking that post semi seriously.

 

[Uncle Kingpin]

woah before you think about investing in anything that can make a decent return, ask yourself this one question. Can you afford to lose money?

An investment comes with risk. Dont invest a cent in anything you cant easily get your money back from until you have 6 months of living expenses saved and paid off all commercial debts.

After that, i would reccomend investing in a way where a portion goes to safe but low return investments like index funds, a smaller amount to buy a few stocks you beleive in, and some money to invest in yourself in whatever it is you are passionate about. It doesnt take much money to start things like this, and you are most likely to get your best returns on yourself.

 

[WaveMolecules]

i was gonna make this exact thread next month. i finish my susu then.

keep those ideas coming brehs

 

[IShotTheSheriff]

at you taking that post semi seriously.

that was the humor in it

no one gets my jokes on here

 

[Black smoke and cac jokes]

Day trading. Idk shyt bout stocks but I heard it's possible way to eat.

Robinhood

 

[Gully Bull]

that's all good, but he'd be down 2k if anything

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Oh so we putting a price on the experience of listening as freshly hatched sea turtles marvel and explore the musuem of nature that you've constructed around their incubation area at the local beach and feeling a sense of joy once they get parched and visit the 1/800 scale model of a Ikea food court that serves only the freshest sea weed

 

[Retired Account]

Give it to me, im a Nigerian prince

 

[MajorVitaman]

What's something you could do every day with focus for free?

 

[Mr. Manhattan]

i have 11,000 and don't know what to do with it...

steady investing on Ebay goods and reselling for profit but i want to do more

 

[A-Train]

Make sure you have at least $1k stashed away as an emergency fund.

Look into p2p lending investing. It can be risky though. Sites like Prosper and Lending Club