I have been dating a guy for three weeks and...

KingTut

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I'm trying to imagine how turned on I have to be to forcefully eat a ass:patrice:

If you ain't turned on enough to eat the ass you shouldn't be fukkin her. Not gonna lie, I've smahsed a few girls whose booty I haven't eaten but that's because I didn't know them that well or they didn't deserve it.

Leave the booty eatin to the cream of the crop breh. #eatdabootygang4life :wow:
 

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Don't run. Let him eat.
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Booty is more important than food. It is more important than drinking water.

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Your butthole better be prestige when dude finally lets his tongue twirl on that chocolate starfish. :birdman:

Dude: She's holding out. That butthole must be :lawd:

Don't want him to go from :krs: to :beli: once you spread dem cheeks. :ufdup:
 

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He's not a hoe/slut/thot because men cannot be. Different genders, different standards, etc.

He might be a simp that has already fallen in love with you though. 3 Weeks and he's already trying to do all that? Does he also cry after sex?

I be into some weird stuff, but gotta draw a line somewhere. :yeshrug:

And what would that be? :shaq:
 
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