I have evolved! @Pigeon has evolved into @Canada Goose!

[boriquaking]

Still a pigeon to me ​

 

[BlaccSunrise]

Why are all your coats so expensive, OP?

https://www.canadagoose.com/us/en/shop/men/outerwear/parkas/?srule=price-high-to-low

 

[Tetris v2.0]

Your next evolution will be a winter coat

 

[Canada Goose]

Why are all your coats so expensive, OP?

https://www.canadagoose.com/us/en/shop/men/outerwear/parkas/?srule=price-high-to-low

Quality ain't cheap

 

[NoMorePie]

@cat

Come back and evolve

 

[Neuromancer]

How did you evolve into a different species of bird?

 

[Ironman]

If I feel like evolving

 

[Bud Bundy]

Went from COOOOOO to QUACK QUACK QUACK


I can float on water now!


I still hang out with Pigeons from my old flock

You know what they say, you can't forget where you came from



All the rats, squirrels, and all the other furry motherfukkers who bullied me when I was Pigeon, what now Now that I'm an gully goose, I'm gonna fukk you up



I'm STILL pooping on hoomons heads and yall still gonna be mad

You and your friends are going to gang rape a female goose.

 

[ℒℴѵℯJay ELECTUA]

 

[BangBike]

 

[No Ma’am]

 

[RaspberryFitted]

@Intergalatic Koala you bossed up & now brehs wanna take the sauce

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

@Intergalatic Koala you bossed up & now brehs wanna take the sauce

I call it trendsetting

Animalset forever winning breh even when it comes down to evolution








But the marsupial did it better tho.

 

[TheNig]

Geese are known for fukkery

Geese and ducks are a$$holes. They used to chase us on base at Camp Lejeune.

 

[humminbird]

the koala turned into a space Koala
Pigeon evolved
Flying squirrel evolved too