Exactly, citizen. This is all it is. Just a crazy made-up conspiracy theory by the alt-right cacs, you know, the same term that we invented to strawman anyone that doesn't agree with us!
It doesn't matter that there is documented historical examples of pedophilia and Satanism at the highest levels of militaries and governments across the planet, it's just a crazy conspiracy theory!
It doesn't matter that there were repeated bizarre patterns of codewords in John Podesta's e-mails, the same guy that Andrew Breitbart called out as a child sex trafficker and then died of a "heart attack" a year later and then the doctor who performed an autopsy on Breitbart died of arsenic poisoning. Yes, citizen, that was all just unfortunate coincidence.
It doesn't matter that James Alefantis, the owner of Comet Pizza, is fukking/getting fukked by David Brock, the head honcho at Media Matters and the now-defunct Correct the Record PAC that worked for the HIllary Campaign. There's nothing strange about there being another pizza shop literally on the same street as Comet Pizza that was owned and operated by Andrew Kline, head of the DOJ's Child Trafficking division, displaying a pedophile symbol on its signage.
Nothing strange about hidden webpages on Besta Pizza and Comet Pizza's websites requiring confidential access codes to download data.
Nothing strange about the Podesta brothers collecting artwork that prominently displays young children bound and tied up, nothing strange about that all.
Yes, good citizen. None of these people are connected to rapists or pedophiles at all.
a major Democratic power broker and financier got busted a serial child rapist, the fact that major Democrats could be connected or directly involved in child trafficking is absolutely insane!
This is totally normal, citizen. Nothing wrong with it at all.