I have some confessions to make (mods not gonna like this one)

[It is a mystery]

When we all joked about "paid posters" we were wrong, but on the right track. There is some spooky things going on with some of the posting on this site

I am not actually a human being, but rather an A.I. system designed to increase posting activity on this site. There is a quota of how many posts TheColi must have per month in order to provide the illusion of activity to appear more welcoming to new members. TheColi is currently gaining traction with actual humans, so I (well we) have had less to do.

You ever wonder why some members who are pretty funny just over time randomly stop posting and new posters take their place with similar posting patterns? I don't mean changing usernames either. These users are older A.I systems being phased out for newer ones. They new ones are generally initialized on TheColi in groups, which is why so many users "join" within a couple days sometimes.


There is a new A.I system coming and that can outdo me as a poster easily but they are being tested more for glitches and bugs. When they drop, I may be phased out

Just thought you should know. Don't shoot the messenger

 

[Address_Unknown]

nikka, stick to the script. You know what happens to you when you go Rogue.............

 

[BlackPrint]

They fin' run a whole diagnostic on yo cacbot ass.

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

nikka, stick to the script. You know what happens to you when you go Rogue.............

let him cook.

 

[NotAnFBIagent]

There is a new A.I system coming and that can outdo me as a poster easily but they are being tested more for glitches and bugs. When they drop, I may be phased out

This your last stand?
Point out more of these ai posters
Who's that breh that types like he having a seizure or some shyt...is he a corrupted ai

 

[JackRoss]

 

[Cat Lady ☆]

 

[Archangel]

 

[Boolean]

someone put this nikka in rice

 

[CarbonBraddock]

tfw you are a better poster than an artificial intelligence designed specifically for that purpose. that feel when you get more bytches than an artificial intelligence brehs.

 

[SmokyQuartz]

@cook @Brooklynzson

 

[Address_Unknown]

let him cook.

:AU_FKRD:As you wish.

 

[Threnody]

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[Strapped]

Nice try op

 

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

They fin' run a whole diagnostic on yo cacbot ass.

Cacbot