I have to fly on a plane tomorrow for the first time

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You’ll Get A :merchant: Feeling At Take Off That Lasts Maybe 30 Seconds, That’s It The Rest Is A Breeze

Granted You Have No Turbulence

You Could Close Your Eyes, Breathe And Relax During That Part, Have Some Headphones In And Blast Music If The Sound Of The Planes Speed Will Rattle You

I Hope You're Not Flying On SPIRIT :mjlol:
 

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Dont panic during turbulence, I was the only one freaking out

Just relax when the plane violently rattles, it's normal breh


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That turn off initial take off is gone fukk you up if you not ready for it but you’ll be aight.

I got a 12 hour flight on Sunday and I’m looking forward to that good sleep..
 

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I’m so nervous for the take off guys
I’m legit terrified , I don’t like g forces or going fast as fukk


Please I hope this xannax works
 

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You’ll be fine OP.

Just grab one or two episodes on Netflix and a good podcast or try and sleep

Only thing with those short flights is the plane is smaller and is more susceptible to turbulence.

My last 1h flight from London to Northern Ireland had an aborted landing which puts the shyt in your pants but is fine
 

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An hour flight is pretty much a waste of a good Xan. Just do a couple shots - and I mean ONLY a couple - to calm your nerves and you'll be straight.

You're making it WAY worse than it is. Take off is pretty smooth, nothing like a roller coaster. You'll first taxi down the runway for maybe a minute, then the plane is basically "driving" pretty fast (doesn't feel any different than doing 80 on a highway IMO) for another minute and then it's wheels up from there.

Yes you'll feel that you're climbing (you'll be leaning back in your seat a bit), but you're making the ascent at a controlled rate of speed so it's subtle, at least more subtle than you're probably thinking. That lasts about 15-20mins but after the first 7ish minutes, you won't even notice anymore. You may experience a little wind or "turbulence" but it's nothing beyond the norm. With it being such a short flight, by the time you're "used to" being in the air you're landing.

Anyway, be sure to check back in tomorrow after the flight so we can all clown you for being a lil bytch.

*meant to add this vid to show you how chill takeoffs actually are.


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You'll barely feel anything on the takeoff. You on a commercial airline not a freaking F-16. Besides it's not like being on a roller coaster since you're enclosed and don't feel any wind against your face. You'll see that it's like riding in a car on the highway when you're up there. Planes take off at a slowly and steady angle. It's not like you shooting straight up or anything. Plus it's statistically safe. Find a way to entertain yourself for the time in the air and you'll be at your destination in no time. Besides you can't be scared or anything cuz if some terrorist board the plane and you gotta do some Harrison Ford in Air Force One type shyt, you gotta be ready. :troll:
 

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I’m so nervous for the take off guys
I’m legit terrified , I don’t like g forces or going fast as fukk


Please I hope this xannax works

I wouldn’t pop the xan breh

And you don’t really feel how fast the plane is going at all once you’re in the air.

It’s smooth sailing unless you run into a little turbulence.
 
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