I have to ride a airplane for the first time and I’m scared
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Piffiztheanswer
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Or take one of them tylenol PM joints n sleep it off
Take a 3 to 10mg of Melatonin and you will be out like a light.
Get ready
It's gonna be a bumpy ride
Always remember
The more turbulence, the more people on the plane that maliciously say the n word with the hard ER
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Don't go to sleep the night before your flight so that you'll be proper exhausted when you finally board.
After the first 30 minutes or so, you should get used to being in the air and hopefully relax if you haven't fallen asleep once things start moving.
Whatever you do, don't be one of those asshats that start freaking out and delays the plane because they can't fly of someone is causing a scene.
I've had to deal with my whole flight schedule being fukked up by small kids and grown folk who should know better, pitching tantrums on planes that made us have to taxi back to the terminal to take 'em off and just fukk up the whole shebang.
After the first 30 minutes or so, you should get used to being in the air and hopefully relax if you haven't fallen asleep once things start moving.
Whatever you do, don't be one of those asshats that start freaking out and delays the plane because they can't fly of someone is causing a scene.
I've had to deal with my whole flight schedule being fukked up by small kids and grown folk who should know better, pitching tantrums on planes that made us have to taxi back to the terminal to take 'em off and just fukk up the whole shebang.
CreepyMcCreeperson
Veteran
You'll be fine.
But seriously, plane crashes are rare.
But seriously, plane crashes are rare.
DJ Paul's Arm
Veteran
You better pray yo pilot ain't off that Hennessy and Enemies!
Smack the flight attendants ass as she walk by and say good hustle, common airplane etiquette
I have the same routine for every flight, get drunk the night before, wake up, get ready, take an Uber, pass the check point and I have one to two hours to kill before my flight and I go to the nearest bar and just start downing whiskey. By the time the plane is boarding I’m fukking lit and almost drunk out my ass so by the time I get to my seat, I fukking knock the fukk out. I’ve woken up to people strapping up my seat belt for me cause I’m so gone. By the time I wake up, the flight is over and I’m walking out there feeling like a cotdamn humming bird just whistling and shyt walking with a strut
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