I have zero respect for people who struggle with parallel parking

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Parallel parking isn't that easy to do, most places don't even have it on their test anymore, but it certainly beats those parking lot prices. What really gets me is folks who can't back into a spot on the first attempt and still be too close to your car when they are done.


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I’ve paralleled parked uhaul vans with no back mirrors with ease
 

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the fukk is wrong wit chall? :dahell:


This shyt should be no problem when there is space. And even when it's tight, that's when you prove your worth.


This woman in front of me has been trying to park for five minutes, I even moved my car back damn near bumper to bumper with the car in back of me to give her more space and she can't cut an angle to save her life :mindblown:


And this ain't just a woman thing, I've seen plenty of suburu/prius driving dudes spend close to five minutes trying to park as well.

That was probably an aunt of mine. She can not park worth a damn. She can not even back out of a spot that she pulled into, without first getting out of the car to make an assessment of how to back out of the spot.

Sorry dawg. She my people. She my people, but cut her some slack. She is a senior citizen that just learned how to drive 20 years ago when the bus line near her house was discontinued. So blame the city. Don't blame her she never wanted to drive. :mjcry:
 

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the fukk is wrong wit chall? :dahell:


This shyt should be no problem when there is space. And even when it's tight, that's when you prove your worth.


This woman in front of me has been trying to park for five minutes, I even moved my car back damn near bumper to bumper with the car in back of me to give her more space and she can't cut an angle to save her life :mindblown:


And this ain't just a woman thing, I've seen plenty of suburu/prius driving dudes spend close to five minutes trying to park as well.
my mom had to show me ONCE how to parallel park when i was a teen and I never had a problem. she explained it step by step. So i feel you
 

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I can't do it.:manny: In Cali all you gotta do is back up, no parallel parking in the test.


Been in the situation 4 times. Once somebody threw a party on my block, just had my mom come out and do it. Another time it was some broads outside the clinic and I was in my mom's Jag, ain't wanna spend a lot of time parking nor was I tryna scrape the curb. Just said:manny: and left it hanging out a bit. :smugdraper: broads was jocking the car too much to noisen the terrible parking. Other time was with my older bro, did it like 3 times and still was far from the curb, older bro gave me the:francis: and took the keys. 4th time I just parked somewhere else. :yeshrug:
 

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My parallel parking sucks, fukk you and your family, old street side parking city living bytch :umad:
 

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my only issue with parallel parking is avoiding scraping my wheels on the curb, sometimes its hard to judge how close the front wheel is to the curb
adjust your mirrors so they could see the ground :what:
 

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adjust your mirrors so they could see the ground :what:
I said front wheels, how am I supposed to use the mirrors for my front wheels...
just cos the back wheel is away from the kerb its still kinda hard to judge how far away the front is cos i dont want the car sticking out too much, I've been a gd judge so far but had some close calls
 

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Idk how it is in other cities but Philly drivers are impatient as fukk. I remember my boy had his blinkers on clearly trying to parallel park and the driver in back of him started beeping after like 5 seconds :dwillhuh:
I hate when people don't go around. I aint sticking my hand out either to tell you to go around. My car isn't moving forward, figure it out
 
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