I judge you based on your mechanical abilities.. Perp ass fake ass auto enthusiasts kick rocks!

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I can tell within 5 minutes of talking to you if you are full of shyt, and you have the mechanical skills of a Caucasian female tween. Oh yeah... I'm judging you if you talk shyt about how much money you spent on your whip, but you don't know how to check the voltage output of your alternator.. or change the fukking OIL. I'm judging ... yah nikka. I'm judging like a mf. Let's be honest, you don't know shyt about mechanics... just be real. You are a buyer, not a builder.. I could respect that if you are honest about it. Fakin' till you make it don't work with car people. Own up.

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I can tell within 5 minutes of talking to you if you are full of shyt, and you have the mechanical skills of a Caucasian female tween. Oh yeah... I'm judging you if you talk shyt about how much money you spent on your whip, but you don't know how to check the voltage output of your alternator.. or change the fukking OIL. I'm judging ... yah nikka. I'm judging like a mf. Let's be honest, you don't know shyt about mechanics... just be real. You are a buyer, not a builder.. I could respect that if you are honest about it. Fakin' till you make it don't work with car people. Own up.

Mech.
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I done did it all, rebuilt an engine, custom fabrication, paint, brakes, suspension... and if I haven't done it yet, i just gotta call my pops to get his expert advice, read some shyt online & i'm Gucci :win:
 

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Well, I've done various maintenance and repairs on my cars. It saves me money. A lot, I learn from car forums on how to do things or diagnose problems. I haven't taken out an engine or transmission though. I've repaired and replaced parts related to exhaust, brakes (drum and rotor type), radiator, alternator, EGR valve, intake, car audio, interior, fuel pump, and engine ignition.
I found that most mechanics are high school graduates and if they can learn how to fix cars, I, with a college degree, can do so too. I found that most things on a car require just unbolting and bolting parts again. The hard part is usually the removal of stuck/rusted bolts and nuts or hard to access electrical plugs and bolts.
 

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Average Guy in the Coli showroom with a mediocre car they dont work on...or no means to buy a luxury car:

"I hate the gull wings.....I wish the would get the weight down...the torque is anemic"...:mjlol:
 
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I don't know sh*t about mechanics other than changing the wheels and using jumper cables.:yeshrug:

Though I would love to learn how to fix a car myself to save money.

At least you are good with that. Not a good look to be sittin on the side of the road like:lupe: while you watching a nikka change your tire. (as stated from another thread). Necessities man. Those bare necessities.
 

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At least you are good with that. Not a good look to be sittin on the side of the road like:lupe: while you watching a nikka change your tire. (as stated from another thread). Necessities man. Those bare necessities.


Its especially NOT a good look when you cant even change your girls tires...
 
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