I judge you based on your mechanical abilities.. Perp ass fake ass auto enthusiasts kick rocks!

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Don't let the AAA cat be some Idris lookin nikka. Ask your girl if she needs a ride back to the shop... You like naaah... but your girl is looking at u like :usure:.
lmao. Got-damn.

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Average Guy in the Coli showroom with a mediocre car they dont work on...or no means to buy a luxury car:

"I hate the gull wings.....I wish the would get the weight down...the torque is anemic"...:mjlol:
"I hate the gull wings.....I wish the would get the weight down...the torque is anemic"...:mjlol:

:dahell: lol.. exactly... On another note. I saw a matte black I8 at the Sac Intl. Auto show this weekend. That shyt is porn on wheels. That's BMW's halo right now.
 

Wink Beaufield

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My high school taught me the basics to keep the car running straight like tire/oil/brake changes, but engine swaps is on another level until I study up.
 

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I think given enough time...the correct tools and space to work many car repair jobs can be done
 

Kobes Two Jerseys

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Ive done brakes, tires, changed a broken hose on a gas tank, alternator, filters, etc. But I hate that shyt. I just learned it to save money. Now, I have a good mechanic who does what I can't. I don't like to waste time fixing cars. shyts boring.
 

TLR Is Mental Poison

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This is the shyt broke nikkas do to try and shyt on nikkas with money. OP is a "built not bought" ass nikka. Let me tell u something. Someone who takes their Porsche to the dealer for oil changes is having way more fun than u changing water pumps and throwout bearings every weekend :mjlol:

And I have done it all from audio installs to engine swaps. Im tired of dudes who build up a POS cause they cant afford the car they want shytting on the people who have it. shyt SCREAMS insecurity.
 

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Don't let the AAA cat be some Idris lookin nikka. Ask your girl if she needs a ride back to the shop... You like naaah... but your girl is looking at u like :usure:.
When is the last time being able to turn a wrench on a car got u ass? :comeon: :usure:

AAA cat comes, u and shorty ride off in a Uber while he leaves smelling like an oil change. Not sure what the L is here.
 

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I can tell within 5 minutes of talking to you if you are full of shyt, and you have the mechanical skills of a Caucasian female tween. Oh yeah... I'm judging you if you talk shyt about how much money you spent on your whip, but you don't know how to check the voltage output of your alternator.. or change the fukking OIL. I'm judging ... yah nikka. I'm judging like a mf. Let's be honest, you don't know shyt about mechanics... just be real. You are a buyer, not a builder.. I could respect that if you are honest about it. Fakin' till you make it don't work with car people. Own up.

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I have a degree in mechanical engineering tho you grease monkey.
 

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This is the shyt broke nikkas do to try and shyt on nikkas with money. OP is a "built not bought" ass nikka. Let me tell u something. Someone who takes their Porsche to the dealer for oil changes is having way more fun than u changing water pumps and throwout bearings every weekend :mjlol:

And I have done it all from audio installs to engine swaps. Im tired of dudes who build up a POS cause they cant afford the car they want shytting on the people who have it. shyt SCREAMS insecurity.
Yea, I don't vibe with that "built not bought" shyt either. I'd rather pay the professional to do it right, than learn and fukk my shyt up.
 
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