I just accepted the fact that I'm going to die single and lonely

[Tres Leches]

YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE GAY TO LIKE MAN BOOTY nikka

 

[Chubbs]

A fawg I met on POF left me for a nicca on there

 

[Sad Bunny]

Just needed to smash, was never gonna wife

 

[Bob Loblaw]

Why not start a reclamation project? find a fat chick with a pretty face, then help her cut weight.

and then she gets full of herself, thanks you leaves and is on WSHH or Sinegram shaking it for likes tryna get saved

 

[Malta]

and then she gets full of herself, thanks you leaves and is on WSHH or Sinegram shaking it for likes

You spike her protein shake before it comes to that, make sure she balloons back up to her weight, then help her get back down again. Make sure it's engraved in her mind that she'll get fat without you

 

[Bob Loblaw]

You spike her protein shake before it comes to that, make sure she balloons back up to her weight, then help her get back down again. Make sure it's engraved in her mind that she'll get fat without you

 

[Liu Kang]

but I don't wanna

Well, coffins only got one place, don't they ?
So yeah, when you'll be dead you'll be alone.
:ooooooooogh:

 

[DarlingNikki]

Aw, you don't have to alone. Just have the right mindset, chicks will sense you confidence.

 

[Sad Bunny]

Well, coffins only got one place, don't they ?
So yeah, when you'll be dead you'll be alone.
:ooooooooogh:

that is being dead alone


i want to die in my babe's arms or at the same damn time like the notebook

 

[Hammer]

I'll Be Buried In The Coffin With You Gator!

TD Jakes Will Be As Well

 

[Brandsdale]

 

[Sad Bunny]

I'll Be Buried In The Coffin With You Gator!

TD Jakes Will Be As Well

 

[Sensitive Blake Griffin]

I just struck out with a new chick.. Guess I'll be #foreveralone too. I'm having a real hard time giving any fukks about these birds anymore. The wifey material women I've met in my life were already in the process of being wifed up when I met them. I'm glad I'm a natural loner though so it's not something I let affect me emotionally.

 

[Chronically Dope]

You spike her protein shake before it comes to that, make sure she balloons back up to her weight, then help her get back down again. Make sure it's engraved in her mind that she'll get fat without you

 

[↓R↑LYB]

that is true...I honestly think I'm going to have to do this.

But POF and OK Cupid got these fat bishes thinking they're worth more than what they are because of these thirsty ass nikkas

So lemme get this straight. You a broke socially awkward nikka that no bytches want, and you looking down at fat bytches?

nikka you gotta come to the realization you ain't shyt and should only fukk with ain't shyt bytches. It'd make your life a whole lot easier