I just came across this list of potential nicknames for Black Griffin by some dude at Bleacherreport

[WOAHMYGOODNESS]

Somewhere, Stu Scott is hoping for "Straight Trippin' Blake Griffin"

 

[yseJ]

people still read bleacher report ?

 

[ScoopNScore]

Wow, everything from 6 down is straight up .

 

[Michael's Black Son]

fukkin CACs

 

[Brock Landers]

We gotta round these cacs up and get them outta basketball brehs

 

[I.AM.PIFF]

Who was the poster that named him Kuwabara? That was arguably the fuinniest nickname I've seen for him

 

[I-Hate-You]

My man Shaq was trying hard.

"Blake...EARTHQUAKE...Griffin."

 

[mbewane]

"Blake Superior" during his rookie year > these

Never understood how this didn't become official