I just got a new girlfriend Appreciation

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Babe, I know you look at my history and I hope that you get to see this.

You know that feeling when someone just comes along and really sweeps you off your feet? It's one of the best feelings ever. You're hearts beat faster and you casually notice how sweaty your palms are. I'm sure I get you sohot that it fukks with your glue, sorry. It doesn't matter because I've found someone worth putting aside all of the facetiousness for. You are always beautiful and comforting to me and I want you know that you, I would die for you. Darling You know they see you in this way:

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We need to take a moment to realize that females are the most important resource that we as men could ever have. You came from a woman. 'pac taught us that, if our fathers didn't first. Our relationships are the only reason that human life even persists. I don't want to sound poetic at all, I just want us to take a moment to confer with other brothers about the Ultimate Truth about our wives and serious girlfriends: someone else is dikking them down better and the only reason it's ok is because I got hella bytches, my nikka. You think I really wanted your p*ssy bytch please. Now if you'll excuse me I have an early appointment to pull up my pants and the "Rock Away".
 

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I don't want to sound poetic at all, I just want us to take a moment to confer with other brothers about the Ultimate Truth about our wives and serious girlfriends: someone else is dikking them down better and the only reason it's ok is because I got hella bytches, my nikka. You think I really wanted your p*ssy bytch please.


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I don't want to sound poetic at all, I just want us to take a moment to confer with other brothers about the Ultimate Truth about our wives and serious girlfriends: someone else is dikking them down better and the only reason it's ok is because I got hella bytches, my nikka. You think I really wanted your p*ssy bytch please.


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It was just a joke, doll. A lot of truth is said in jest, or say they say, but I'm actually really gushing over my new sweetheart right now. I just wanted to flex online because I know she looks at my history.
 

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How do you get coli alerts to make a noise on your tablet? Am I waking you up or have you not gone to bed yet, Senor Oeste?

You're rant was like the dying sound of a guy I just shot an hour ago..the screams started off loud like the first few sentences of your thread..and the further I read, the screams started to fade away into gasping for breath as his life slipped away..then I stopped reading and walked away..i didn't see if he died or not just like I didn't finish reading your rant..
 

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It was just a joke, doll. A lot of truth is said in jest, or say they say, but I'm actually really gushing over my new sweetheart right now. I just wanted to flex online because I know she looks at my history.

Will you be doing a spring clean :mjpls:
 

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Thus forfeiting your opportunity to get the joke and the goofy nature of my joke. I think you're just mad because I have a girlfriend that I can browse the internet with, meanwhile you sit behind a screen and talk tough because you know basic information about Oakland (paired with too much time on your hands. Takes one to know one :whoa: :ld:). Nice raps, though. Real talk. :salute:. Why can't you just have fun like us? Just admit that sometimes life is a crazy and you just have to cut loose in order to embrace the fact that we're all just here learning how to love as good as god does. I hope you get a new girlfriend soon so you can realize the joy that I have in my life through a perpetually devotion honesty, physics, and our lord. My life is a single act of spiritual "balling". I'm little you a candle because I know that you and I cut from the same clough.

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You haven't even said hello yet, lady. You sure do know how to put on a show, though. I've seen you around. I liked your cute little trivia thread. That's not just because I know they answer either. I'm not really going to waste my time with someone as seemingly intelligent as yourself if they are too immodest to inbox me.:tongue:

The polite thing to do would to be to at least follow me back for a time. That's only if you're real 'bout it, 'bout it, doll. You are a lady correct? :usure:

I do have fun like everyone else..talk shyt..make jokes..I've dapped people more than anyone else on this site..that's how I am in real life..life is all jokes and fun n games to me..I don't take anything seriously...that's why my ex was always mad at me cuz I joke 90% of the time:laugh:
 

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I do have fun like everyone else..talk shyt..make jokes..I've dapped people more than anyone else on this site..that's how I am in real life..life is all jokes and fun n games to me..I don't take anything seriously...that's why my ex was always mad at me cuz I joke 90% of the time:laugh:

Yeah i don't think me and this chick gon last long. she sleep now, btw.
 
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