I just got into a fist fight with my homeboys new girlfriend

[Moshe.]

My homie from like 9th grade. We been cool for years and hes a legit good dude and handsome, dont know anybody who ever had a bad word to say about him. So he started dating this bytch recently, and i haerd some things about her so I invite them over to me and my girls crib for a little kickback. After we eat I get all the dishes and take them to the kitchen and i ask her to help me with someone. When she does I told her straight up "Look i know about you, but this aint that type of party. Ima only tell you once, you hurt Deontre and ima hurt you"
She looks at me and claps back like "nikka dont worry about me and us we good". Then we start arguing, i get livid n start raising my voice im like "bytch how you good to my nikka when I had to take HIS plate to the kitchen for him. How you good to my nikka when I had to pour his drink and make his plate. You aint shyt get the fucc outat here and stay the fuccc away from Tre". My girl and him overheard us arguing but before they could reach the kitchen, his girl swung on me and the blows was coming furosiously so while Im bacced up against the sink with her hitting me I get a cup and fill it up with dirty sink water then I throw the water in her eyes. She bacced off for a bit tryna get it out. by that time my homie grabbed her tryna stop it. When he did I charged towards her and started swinging on her until my girl grabbed and held me bacc den they left.

Noteworthy points are bolded.

Low-key homosexual.

 

[Osmosis]

Pause

Wat

 

[RhodyRum]

Buckeye is my baby daddy

I'll give u this though, any time I read your stories my brain defaults to you looking like Young Chop and picturing Young Chop dealing with idiotic daily situations with his Bulls hat on does make me :belism:

 

[ridedolo]

story got me dying for some reason. u an ignorant ass troll yo.

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

:DEAD:

 

[Remote]

Man, I love/hate your threads

 

[MF budz]

Duck tales. But It entertained me for a mintue

 

[Lucky Me]

 

[skokiaan]

hes a legit good dude and handsome, dont know anybody who ever had a bad word to say about him

 

[666 ReVeNGe 666]

 

[Cowboyz89]

"Look i know about you, but this aint that type of party. Ima only tell you once, you hurt Deontre and ima hurt you"

 

[Neuromancer]

I'll give u this though, any time I read your stories my brain defaults to you looking like Young Chop and picturing Young Chop dealing with idiotic daily situations with his Bulls hat on does make me :belism:

Same.

 

[Strawberry]

You gonna let that cave bih talk to you like that bruh?

bytch you ain't shyt

 

[Vilified not verified]

bytch you ain't shyt

Stay out my pm's

 

[Medulla Oblongata]

Then we start arguing, i get livid n start raising my voice im like "bytch how you good to my nikka when I had to take HIS plate to the kitchen for him. How you good to my nikka when I had to pour his drink and make his plate. You aint shyt get the fucc outat here and stay the fuccc away from Tre".