I just got my Ethiopian wake up call

[Ohene]

So I ran into this Ethiopian WOMAN recently. I capitalize on woman because she encapsulates everything there is in a woman, smart, witty, great sense of humor, “woke,” family values, polite, cute, FEMININE...etc. etc. etc. She grew up in Ethiopia and just recently came over in her adult life.

We spoke for like 30-40 minutes and she absolutely blew my mind. I was seriously head over heels over her and was ready to HURL my western pain in the ass girlfriend of almost 2 years into the thorniest of bushes for her just off that convo.

I was thinking about her for days. I just had to say something but I needed to play it safe based on the environment and circumstances we met so I sent another female I know to see what’s the deal with her.

Would you believe the report came back that she only wants a man from her country??

I was seriously gobsmacked by this horrible news...I respected it fully though. I was sad but that only made me respect her more.

Ethiopibrehs...is there any any any way at all, tips, tricks, loop holes...anything for me to get in there? I’m visualizing her as my wife already.

I am team black foreign just off of the TASTE of 30 minutes with this goddess.

you fukked up by sending the shorty to talk to her. unless you met her at work...youre a man and gotta be bold.
you have nothing to lose. you do some shyt like that you come across as weak and timid. why would she make you an exception to her rule?

 

[Basil of Baker Street]

you fukked up by sending the shorty to talk to her. unless you met her at work...youre a man and gotta be bold.
you have nothing to lose. you do some shyt like that you come across as weak and timid. why would she make you an exception to her rule?

It was at work. And no names were named. She just told her someone is interested in you. And she know no Ethiopian brehs are in the spot so she put 2 and 2 together and minused me out the equation.

 

[ba'al]

Lmao fall in love with cushytes brehs. You be alright bruh.

 

[born of fire]

Most american women are a pain in the ass.

so why is he dating one

he should just find himself a foreign woman if american women are that horrible

 

[Apollo Creed]

so why is he dating one

he should just find himself a foreign woman if american women are that horrible

u mad?

 

[UpAndComing]

I never realized how terrible american women are until i dated internationally. Women are women at the end of the day, but we really get the short end of the stick with women here.

EASILY. When I visited Nigeria, I was ready to throw #GMB to the bushes just my 2nd day being there

 

[AuntAnniesPretzels]

Go marry a ados women breh, there are ados women that look east African,
@BlackPearl The Empress


That's all I got ..

 

[born of fire]

u mad?

why do i have to be mad i dont know this nikka im actually quite calm :rihrih:

 

[2stainz]

charge it to the game. we are an insular people culturally...

although I fukks with ados women and I know plenty my female fam member that have ados bf's

 

[KingJay]

Had a similar interaction with an Ethiopian chick, one of the best bodies I've ever seen in my life and I've seen some real beauties. Similar attributes to what you described, seems like a perfect wifey type

I think imma start looking towards more foreign brehettes too

Still love my American brehettes, but I'm just sayin

 

[blqbird]

East Africans in the DMV be exclusively with brehs from what I seen. Never had those problems. Might be different elsewhere.

 

[AuntAnniesPretzels]

charge it to the game. we are an insular people culturally...

although I fukks with ados women and I know plenty my female fam member that have ados bf's

I envy y’all lucky mfs man

 

[Nobu]

Whats funny is I went on a date with an Ethiopian girl a few weeks ago. Don't have that problem.

Mods really did you a favor by bushing you. Giving you time to go on a date without posting

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

its crazy
most Somali and Ethio men I've met aint really on shyt but they have a monopoly on their women for the most part.

salute to them. I've fukked my fair share of east africans. Name a country and I nabbed one from it. In Toronto a lot of them get tired of their own and fukk with west african men heavy tho

This is facts

East African chicks are easy to scoop
Nikkas shouldn't be struggling

This ain't 2004

Everyone in Toronto dates out

 

[⠀X ⠀]

Apparently their parents typically have a policy, and they really care what their parents think of who they date. It's not impossible to bag one though, especially if you aren't looking for something serious.