I just got out of jail pt.2

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If yall ain't know this first part here it is http://www.thecoli.com/threads/a-nikka-just-got-of-jail.182729/


I got sentenced to year on house arrest. I went to the jail Wednesday to turn myself in. Im thinking its gone be a couple of hours till the people pick me up. (Wrong!!! :to:)I had to throw on the orange suit and go to a cell. By the time I got sent to my cell we already missed dinner, So no food till breakfast :sadcam:. I had to get the top bunk:sadcam:. Then around 2 am they heavy duty Cos come in are unit and stripped searched evrybody & this nikka threw my skully away that I snuck in there:to:. Breakfast time come and Im thinking finally I get a hot meal :ahh:. I get my tray and its cornbread, grits, some shytty looking potatoes, a sausage & some milk :aicmon:. I ate a piece of the cornbread :scusthov:, shyt had no sugar. As Im bout to throw all that shyt in the :trash: An old head comes out of nowhere like :feedme:, I gave him the whole tray. I go back to my cell and go to sleep. Couple hours later They wake everybody up again and take us down the hall to get stripped searched again. Couple hours later I get called :blessed:& its time to go. I go to the home detention place and they tell me I can't work my job :stopitslime:. Now Im back home with this shyt on my ankle for the next year
 

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I remember I had to lay it down for like a month on a bs suspended license charge.....they used to love me in there cuz I stayed giving my trey away...jail food is straight :scusthov:I never really got hungry I lost mad weight tho :blessed:but dam breh a whole year....well I guess its better than being locked up :ld: stay strong :salute:
 

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I remember I had to lay it down for like a month on a bs suspended license charge.....they used to love me in there cuz I stayed giving my trey away...jail food is straight :scusthov:I never really got hungry I lost mad weight tho :blessed:but dam breh a whole year....well I guess its better than being locked up :ld: stay strong :salute:
Breh i can't even go to the store to get something to eat :to:
 

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Breh I know them feels. I got locked but ain have to go through any strip searches :whoa: Or put on that nasty ass jumpsuit. Hold ya head up mane. Least you ain't gotta be in there for your time. Seen sum nikkas I went to high school in there on sum shyt.. " Wadup Dig!!":why: Them nikkas was happy to see a nikka despite they predicaments :wow:
 
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That shyt is homeless shelter food. I remember when one day they made chicken. It was a small piece but it tasted like God jizzed on it. I don't know if its because my ass was homeless and miserable but that scrawny ass piece of chicken was amazing.

Homeless shelter food is pure :scusthov: And they give your ass Kool-Aid :dahell: How you gonna give a bunch of bums that were in the heat all goddamn day Kool-Aid. That shyt dehydrates you worse than soda. I can't knock them tho because they couldn't even afford to give us full napkins.
 
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