I just got sexually harassed by a old ass woman

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Ok...details....

I was leaving Walmart and this old lady pulled up next to me as I walk to my car or truck I drive trucks and she says hey handsome :shaq:
so I say hey, you know being friendly and then
she says you're really handsome I mean you look really good :takedat:
so I say thank you:dwillhuh:
and she's like where you headed to?
and I'm like my truck I point to my truck
and she says oh so where you headed to when you get in your truck?
I was like I got to pick up a load whatever
now mind you she was in her late 60's she looked like George Bush Mom with a buzzcut
so she says you got time to get some p*ssy before you leave?:sitdown:
I'm like no, they really need me to deliver this load :childplease:
then she said she has the best p*ssy in West Texas and she loves sucking black dikk :birdman:
I'm like :picard:
and she says what if you come back to this area you can get some of this p*ssy it's the best p*ssy you ever had in your life :shaq:
I lie and say I'm in a relationship
she says I won't tell if you don't
she is not taking no for an answer
I say I don't cheat on my lady
so this goes on for a minute she's trying to convince me to f*** her and finally she says well you look like you got some good dikk if I can't get it can you just unzip your pants and let me see it
I'm like:hhh::sadcam::ohhh::scust:
I say no so she leaves and said she's going to get her some black dikk

I tell her good luck with that:martin:


I feel so dirty, brehs...
 

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Ok...details....

I was leaving Walmart and this old lady pulled up next to me as I walk to my car or truck I drive trucks and she says hey handsome :shaq:
so I say hey, you know being friendly and then
she says you're really handsome I mean you look really good :takedat:
so I say thank you:dwillhuh:
and she's like where you headed to?
and I'm like my truck I point to my truck
and she says oh so where you headed to when you get in your truck?
I was like I got to pick up a load whatever
now mind you she was in her late 60's she looked like George Bush Mom with a buzzcut
so she says you got time to get some p*ssy before you leave?:sitdown:
I'm like no, they really need me to deliver this load :childplease:
then she said she has the best p*ssy in West Texas and she loves sucking black dikk :birdman:
I'm like :picard:
and she says what if you come back to this area you can get some of this p*ssy it's the best p*ssy you ever had in your life :shaq:
I lie and say I'm in a relationship
she says I won't tell if you don't
she is not taking no for an answer
I say I don't cheat on my lady
so this goes on for a minute she's trying to convince me to f*** her and finally she says well you look like you got some good dikk if I can't get it can you just unzip your pants and let me see it
I'm like:hhh::sadcam::ohhh::scust:
I say no so she leaves and said she's going to get her some black dikk

I tell her good luck with that:martin:


I feel so dirty, brehs...

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Oh....i forgot to mention....as she's talking to me she starts rubbing on her titty....lord, that image is burned into my brain....
 
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Your certainly doing a whole lot of that.:russ:
Yep...instead of saying some random dime approached me and I had a threesome with her and her sister I chose to make up a story about some dusty ass cac grandma getting at me because....? I don't even make threads on here like that....but cool, it's all made up for Y'all entertainment:mjlol:
 
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