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I was leaving Walmart and this old lady pulled up next to me as I walk to my car or truck I drive trucks and she says hey handsome
so I say hey, you know being friendly and then
she says you're really handsome I mean you look really good
so I say thank you
and she's like where you headed to?
and I'm like my truck I point to my truck
and she says oh so where you headed to when you get in your truck?
I was like I got to pick up a load whatever
now mind you she was in her late 60's she looked like George Bush Mom with a buzzcut
so she says you got time to get some p*ssy before you leave?
I'm like no, they really need me to deliver this load
then she said she has the best p*ssy in West Texas and she loves sucking black dikk
I'm like
and she says what if you come back to this area you can get some of this p*ssy it's the best p*ssy you ever had in your life
I lie and say I'm in a relationship
she says I won't tell if you don't
she is not taking no for an answer
I say I don't cheat on my lady
so this goes on for a minute she's trying to convince me to f*** her and finally she says well you look like you got some good dikk if I can't get it can you just unzip your pants and let me see it
I'm like
I say no so she leaves and said she's going to get her some black dikk
I tell her good luck with that
I feel so dirty, brehs...