I JUST learned that "Washington DC" is not a state. Name when you had a dumb moment like this.

[RickyDiBiase]

Man every Marquise I've ever met has been some kind of a$$hole. But I'd also probably been getting some shytty jokes off

The phrase “sour boo-boo ass” has been stuck in my head for over twenty years and still has me cracking up

 

[2legit]

As a kid, I saw OJ Simpson’s name in the record books and thought the Hall of Famer was a completely different guy than the OJ they talked about on TV who was on trial. I was like 10 when i realized they were the same guy

 

[Canada Goose]

Breh

Growing up it was “I used the bathroom at the crib” when it came to shytting.

Two days when I finally came back to school, man that was the longest bus ride in my life.

I can still hear that bytch ass nikka Marquise cackling

I think it's kind of an unwritten rule nationwide to not shyt at school


I mean YOU CAN but if your classmates catch you blowing it up in the stall you might get roasted to oblivion I remember a Coli poster telling a story about a kid at his school taking a shyt at school at the bathroom and when he came out the entire school was laughing at him Even the teachers were looking at him like

 

[DatBoiHawk]

Skip school brehs

 

[Dont@Me]

Skip school brehs

perfect attendance, breh

 

[pickles]

It is literally the capital of America. You should know better.


That said, a couple of years ago, if you had asked me to point to the state of Indiana for a million dollars, I would not be able to get it right.

 

[2Quik4UHoes]

Read books yall, please….

 

[trap101-ETHout-Allegri-In]

First the math incident a week or so ago and now finding out something taught usually in 4th grade about your nation's capital........


You'z a cool. poster, but,

Poster Child for No Child Left Behind Policies............

 

[Marco Zen]

I just learned when John McClane said "call me.... Roy".. it wasn't just some random name he plucked out a hat. It was in reference to him telling Hanz he was always partial to Roy Rogers...


All these years i was like why this nikka picked Roy as a name



I'm so dumb


Die Hard super fan

 

[Dont@Me]

It is literally the capital of America. You should know better.


That said, a couple of years ago, if you had asked me to point to the state of Indiana for a million dollars, I would not be able to get it right.

it's the capital of indianapolis, breh. You should know better

 

[Dont@Me]

First the math incident a week or so ago and now finding out something taught usually in 4th grade about your nation's capital........


You'z a cool. poster, but,

Poster Child for No Child Left Behind Policies............

missed opportunity for a nice double entendre

 

[Dad]

Future get catfished on ‘My Collection’

”She told me her name was Kia, but her real name was Keisha.”

 

[frush11]

So i didnt realize this till i went to another State, when they scan your DC Id or license. Nothing comes up, because off not being a State thing

Its a lot off quirky stuff with DC not being a state.

 

[2Quik4UHoes]

So i didnt realize this till i went to another State, when they scan your DC Id or license. Nothing comes up, because off not being a State thing

Its a lot off quirky stuff with DC not being a state.

I jokingly say I’m not in America since I’m not in any of the states.

 

[prime]

When I was 8 I thought duke and wake forest was in Canada because it wasn't name after a state My uncle legit hit the and my pops laughed and said both schools are in North Carolina