I Just Measured My Diddly

Sypress

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Being well endowed is a curse for me brehs :to:

I get all light headed trying to power the damn thing :damn:
 

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brehs, there is no measuring Diddy :childplease:


he built over a 500 million dollar furtune. their is no equating him. you would have a better chance calculating infinity :troll:
 

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Some dudes jab the ruler directly into the pubic bone, pushing into the "Fat pad" to get the "True" measurement of your shyts.

Some dudes just go balls to tip and call it a day.

I'm a 30 year old male who grew up during the porn boom so the whole wave of male genital insecurity has taught me a great deal; more than I'd care to know at times, but thankful that I do.
Id rank him as big cuz he has the girth to go w/ it. 2 inches wide is at least 5.7 in circumference. But I'd bet he may be 6 in circumference. Some whores would call him avg tho :francis:
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i might have to post my stats later so i can get that Mel Kiper Jr. analysis
 
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