I Just Measured My Diddly

[RedCloakBlackWraithe]

k.
You want a ribbon or sumn?

probably not a ribbon.

however, if you could in all humility offer your oral phallus lubrication skills to the gentlemen the gentlemen in JBO would greatly appreciate the service.

after completion of service the gentlemen will rank your lubrication skills and from there i will determine whether you're worthy of tasting this meat thang i got for ya'.

 

[RedCloakBlackWraithe]

if i do no fap/no porn and take larginine and work out/run my shyt is like 7.5inch max with a hard steel erection and slightly over 6 inches girth. girls love it.

girht>length

YOOOOO i thought i was the only one who knew about this! squats help that increased blood flow to that area

 

[Regine Hunter]

probably not a ribbon.

however, if you could in all humility offer your oral phallus lubrication skills to the gentlemen the gentlemen in JBO would greatly appreciate the service.

after completion of service the gentlemen will rank your lubrication skills and from there i will determine whether you're worthy of tasting this meat thang i got for ya'.

Nah.

 

[RedCloakBlackWraithe]

Nah.

you sure?

Recognize the huge favour i'd be doing for you.

 

[Black_Panther_JS]

i will determine whether you're worthy of tasting this meat thang i got for ya'.

wait what

 

[Regine Hunter]

you sure?

Recognize the huge favour i'd be doing for you.

I'm sure.

 

[bangbreh]

Id rank him as big cuz he has the girth to go w/ it. 2 inches wide is at least 5.7 in circumference. But I'd bet he may be 6 in circumference. Some whores would call him avg tho

How you'd figure that?

Well, the avg is around 1 something and the avg girth is actually in the 4.5 range. I myself am about 2.1 inches wide and my girth is around 5.9ish-6.1. So it was a conservative estimate on my part

9 1/2 and it's been verified by a coli female

PM

pause..

Im a doctor

the whole exchange was
But the I'm a doctor... followed by the was perfectly executed. @The Taxman you did it again
At this point I don't believe you're trolling, you just bout that paynus life

 

[:-)]

 

[ben anderson]

YOOOOO i thought i was the only one who knew about this! squats help that increased blood flow to that area

Cardio/low body fat/ larginine/cirtuline/zinc and lots of water. Combined with no fap ane no porn and you'd be surprised of how hard and big your dikk gets. No homo. All girls I've fukked have said I had a big dikk. Honestly I think it's just because I have good girth. Slightly over 6 inches in girth. I can't wait till I'm under 10% body fat and the fat around by dikk disappears so I can I just give a bytch all the dikk from the back.

 

[RichieRich]

How u measure girth?

@taxman, you like dikkologist or some shyt ?

 

[Mr Hate Coffee]

Thread is hilarious!!!

But I'm secure with my sexuality so I can laugh without feeling anything

 

[ben anderson]

How u measure girth?

@taxman, you like dikkologist or some shyt ?

string around your dikk. from start to end on the base(middle) then stretch it out on a ruler and thats your girth.

 

[Drake is God]

8 inches 6 inch girth

 

[WEED]

 

[XII]

I can't even get past the thread title

I imagine Flanders running to the bathroom with some measuring tape and I'm