I just missed the oppourtunity of a lifetime..

[Nefrodamus]

At approximately 11:40, I received a phone call from my mom that woke me up

I got up walking around my apartment bumping lil herb to regain some kind of consciousness.

I then decide to open my blinds and happen to see my crush walking her dogs. Shes a bad bytch whos taller than me with tattoos and i want to plant my filthy fukking seed inside her. I even know her name and everything but shes just way too bad

I then throw on some shyt & bring out my skateboard to pretend i have a reason to be walking around my complex so I can approach her

But of course there is no god or he just wants me to suffer because I didnt see that beautiful work of art whos parents i want to thank.

So many missed opportunities, that couldve been my wife. Im depressed as fukk listening to marvin gaye

I dont know what to do with myself.

 

[Smoke]

nikkas always get so wrapped up in what could've happen. Being realistic, you could've went down there, talked to her, and she say she got a boyfriend, or just curved you. Then, what?

 

[Ghostface Trillah]

How did you miss the opportunity of a lifetime. She has dogs so you know she has to walk them at least twice a day. There will be another chance.

 

[eXodus]

bruh theres billions of women on earth lol.. u depressed? lol
if u got that vexed over missing the chance to talk to jus this one, i doubt u woulda pulled her anyway breh

 

[Mowgli]

At approximately 11:40, I received a phone call from my mom that woke me up

I got up walking around my apartment bumping lil herb to regain some kind of consciousness.

I then decide to open my blinds and happen to see my crush walking her dogs. Shes a bad bytch whos taller than me with tattoos and i want to plant my filthy fukking seed inside her. I even know her name and everything but shes just way too bad

I then throw on some shyt & bring out my skateboard to pretend i have a reason to be walking around my complex so I can approach her

But of course there is no god or he just wants me to suffer because I didnt see that beautiful work of art whos parents i want to thank.

So many missed opportunities, that couldve been my wife. Im depressed as fukk listening to marvin gaye

I dont know what to do with myself.

Everytime you see her you end up not talking to her. The real problem is you're a bytch thats afraid to talk to women but have an excuse why you're cowardice is someone elses fault. .

 

[R.O. Double]

With all the random rambling dude was doing. I thought it was Nubuck for a second.

I had to check and see who made the thread.

 

[Nefrodamus]

I'm weird and like to re-watch things if I really like them (might do Breaking Bad next)- the amount of things on the Sopranos that I noticed the second time around

Everytime you see her you end up not talking to her. The real problem is you're a bytch thats afraid to talk to women but have an excuse why you're cowardice is someone elses fault. .

She taller than me though

With tattoos

And last time I seent her I was smacked so I wouldve made a fool of myself

 

[TheSpook]

I knew this was about a bytch. p*ssy stay on you nikkas pedestal.

 

[Yung Yogurt]

This could be the win of a lifetime depending on how u look at it. The last time something like this happened to me...I told one of my homeboys and he ended up suckin my thang thang. IT is way easier to geta gay nikka to tighten u up my nig, biches make it 2 hard...nobody feel like playing them games

 

[baracka zulu]

Yo name is Nefrodamus & you couldn't see that L coming?

 

[Nefrodamus]

Yo name is Nefrodamus & you couldn't see that L coming?

O shyt

 

[Chief]

Miss opportunities on a lifetime with a woman who has demonic traits brehs

 

[Nefrodamus]

Breh, that shyt is hot at 17

Miss opportunities on a lifetime with a woman who has demonic traits brehs

 

[Detroit Wave]

own a skateboard brehs

 

[flea]

own a skateboard brehs