I just missed the oppourtunity of a lifetime..

[Flay Mayweather]

The chance will come again, friend

 

[↓R↑LYB]

At approximately 11:40, I received a phone call from my mom that woke me up

I got up walking around my apartment bumping lil herb to regain some kind of consciousness.

I then decide to open my blinds and happen to see my crush walking her dogs. Shes a bad bytch whos taller than me with tattoos and i want to plant my filthy fukking seed inside her. I even know her name and everything but shes just way too bad

I then throw on some shyt & bring out my skateboard to pretend i have a reason to be walking around my complex so I can approach her

But of course there is no god or he just wants me to suffer because I didnt see that beautiful work of art whos parents i want to thank.

So many missed opportunities, that couldve been my wife. Im depressed as fukk listening to marvin gaye

I dont know what to do with myself.

I've been there before breh. There was this chick in my complex who I met wt the gym. Dark skinded, natural hair, pretty ass face, and had the body of a track star

We went on a few dates, but I couldn't not be nervous around her because I was so smitten

I was planning our wedding and thinking about what we'd name our kids before we even went out for the first time.

She never gave me the p*ssy breh

 

[Nefrodamus]

own a skateboard brehs

Let me guess, Im supposed to play basketball or some shyt, right?

You sound like a fukking cac

 

[Detroit Wave]

Let me guess, Im supposed to play basketball or some shyt, right?

You sound like a fukking cac

you stalkin a bytch from your window and im the one who sounds like a cac? :martincmon:

fukk outta here lil nikka

 

[Nefrodamus]

you stalkin a bytch from your window and im the one who sounds like a cac? :martincmon:

fukk outta here lil nikka

we have a connection

 

[Xerces]

I thought this was going to be about a career opportunity. Equate a woman walking her dogs as missing an opportunity of lifetime, brehs.

 

[Nefrodamus]

I thought this was going to be about a career opportunity. Equate a woman walking her dogs as missing an opportunity of lifetime, brehs.

Only reason i want a career is to attract bad bytches tbh

 

[Jesus Shuttlesworth]

So basically you bytched up... again.

Let's be more accurate with our thread titles.

 

[Nefrodamus]

So basically you bytched up... again.

Let's be more accurate with our thread titles.

fukk you mean

Did you read the op? She was gone when I came out

 

[Jesus Shuttlesworth]

fukk you mean

Did you read the op? She was gone when I came out

But you weren't gonna do anything anyway. Like every other time...

I even know her name and everything but shes just way too bad

 

[notPsychosiz]

My advice would be leave the skateboard in the house.
Thats not me hating on you... or on skateboarding... just, trust me on this one.

 

[Chrishaune]

Only reason i want a career is to attract bad bytches tbh

How old are you?

 

[Chrishaune]

I've been there before breh. There was this chick in my complex who I met wt the gym. Dark skinded, natural hair, pretty ass face, and had the body of a track star

We went on a few dates, but I couldn't not be nervous around her because I was so smitten

I was planning our wedding and thinking about what we'd name our kids before we even went out for the first time.

She never gave me the p*ssy breh

but it gets better as you get older......Young women still want you and older women too if you're into that. Gotta have it together though.

 

[Thatrogueassdiaz]

Out of all the Marvin Gaye songs you could have linked, you link that one?

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

Y'all need to stop making it seems like life is all about some random thot.
fukk that hoe.

You act like ya whole life is ruined because some broad ain't talk to you.

MAN THE fukk UP bytch!!!


Over there sobbing, watching Oprah and eating ice cream and shyt.