I keep getting cramps in my calves when I fukk

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Never had that problem, but then again im not a bony ass weed head with bird chest.


So flabby you cant even fukk without your calves locking up? :huhldup:

Youre probably close to death. Maybe time to start training Brazillian Jiujitsu before you have a fukkin stroke.
Youre on your way out. :snoop:

Lets get that R.I.P banner made in advance for this skinny fat fukk!
 

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Never had that problem, but then again im not a bony ass weed head with bird chest.


So flabby you cant even fukk without your calves locking up? :huhldup:

Youre probably close to death. Maybe time to start training Brazillian Jiujitsu before you have a fukkin stroke.
Youre on your way out. :snoop:

Lets get that R.I.P banner made in advance for this skinny fat fukk!
I don't know bruh. I fukk bad brown nymphos with round asses that do kegels and throw it back. You fukk Margaret Cho. We're at different performance levels.
 

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I don't know bruh. I fukk bad brown nymphos with round asses that do kegels and throw it back. You fukk Margaret Cho. We're at different performance levels.
If a chick is throwing it back you just arching your back in the opposite direction your probably used to and its fukking with your nervous system
 

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That ain't nothing OP....one time both my hamstrings cramped up after a marathon one night.

One night back in college I pulled like a all night. Straight up dehydrated myself and both my hamstrings cramped up.

Think I scared old girl cause I fell on the ground like I was shot and screaming.....:mjlol:.

Man I was laid on the floor for an hour and couldn't get up....:russ:.


That is what I get that tail was too good.....if I didnt cramp up I might have never got out that ass and spontaneous combusted.:wow::russ:
 

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That ain't nothing OP....one time both my hamstrings cramped up after a marathon one night.

One night back in college I pulled like a all night. Straight up dehydrated myself and both my hamstrings cramped up.

Think I scared old girl cause I fell on the ground like I was shot and screaming.....:mjlol:.

Man I was laid on the floor for an hour and couldn't get up....:russ:.


That is what I get that tail was too good.....if I didnt cramp up I might have never got out that ass and spontaneous combusted.:wow::russ:
 

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That ain't nothing OP....one time both my hamstrings cramped up after a marathon one night.

One night back in college I pulled like a all night. Straight up dehydrated myself and both my hamstrings cramped up.

Think I scared old girl cause I fell on the ground like I was shot and screaming.....:mjlol:.

Man I was laid on the floor for an hour and couldn't get up....:russ:.


That is what I get that tail was too good.....if I didnt cramp up I might have never got out that ass and spontaneous combusted.:wow::russ:
 

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That ain't nothing OP....one time both my hamstrings cramped up after a marathon one night.

One night back in college I pulled like a all night. Straight up dehydrated myself and both my hamstrings cramped up.

Think I scared old girl cause I fell on the ground like I was shot and screaming.....:mjlol:.

Man I was laid on the floor for an hour and couldn't get up....:russ:.


That is what I get that tail was too good.....if I didnt cramp up I might have never got out that ass and spontaneous combusted.:wow::russ:
fakkit ass op get cramps on his calves watching marathons on tv let alone fukkin a bytch stoppit.
 

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fakkit ass op get cramps on his calves watching marathons on tv let alone fukkin a bytch stoppit.
I might need to hydrate more before...it's been hot as fukk in FL lately.

You can ask your mom if you're really interested in how that works out.

You put on a karate kid costume and fondle balls 5 times a week. Don't talk to me about bytches, homo. You could use the pubic hair you collect from other men in your gi for a week to plug the patch in your hairline.
 
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