This is a rare real-life event that I'm fixin to share with yall as a warning in general. I've trolled a couple of you, but let's get serious for one moment. I've been taking maca root lately for increased sexual performance in the bedroom and it was affecting my mental to where i became a sensual and seductive animal. I would be in there overhead pressing my wife for 3 sets of 10 on this shyt and she is not a small woman. We also started doin phone sex so I thought it would be cool to send her something that would take it to the next level. So I sent the shyt and thought nothing of it.
Brehs, my wife facetimed me goin crazy. She works in a corporate office and is deaf from a candied yam incident she had as a child, but apparently, when she was in a meeting, giving a presentation, my text went through and since she has the 'speak n spell' or whatever it is, some middle-aged british white woman voice said 'i need to nut' then kept repeating it over and over. Her boss, who has asthma, passed the fukk out from telling her again and again to 'just press it here' which wasn't working (i guess he ran out of breath). I seen this on facetime and the phone switched to landscape mode when it happened. Wife finally just threw the phone on the ground and stomped it out, but she feels that I've somehow lowered her standings in the office, which I don't know about. I think this kind of thing can actually get you promoted. Anyway, if this sort of thing would be a problem for you irl, be wary of what you're sending cause it could come back to bite you pretty good. Discuss.
and yes, i pull on the daily, but we knew this already
