I Knew It Was Over When....

[OliviaTwist]

When he "hypothetically" asked if I would mind if he got with my best friend if we were to "hypothetically" break up


And she "hypothetically" asked the next day

 

[Brock Landers]

She said she just wanted to be friends, I said cool and moved on

Two weeks later she tries to contact me again talking about "I made a mistake" too late

 

[ProfessionallyTrill]

I dont even know but I surely know its over now.

bytch.

 

[Exiled Martian]

Last year ...I knew it was ALL over when she no longer wanted to rub my magic lamp no more...stopped me seeing her inner Genie...... then POOF one day she just did a Houdini on me .... to the relationship.... to rub salt into the wounds.... she wouldn't respond via text/ changed her number but I still had her on 'whats app' so every message I sent demanding a WHY or WTF style response... them two ticks would confirm she got my messages....but still no replies were forthcoming brehs

 

[DaylitoJames]

when she said " I love tyler perry movies, they the best "


I HEAR ALL THAT AND THEN I'M LIKE

This is me pretty much

 

[flea]

When I walked into her bathroom and it smelled like a dirty microwave plate with the burnt cheese bubbles. She was never sexy to me after that and shortly gave her the "it's not u, it's me" rap

 

[DanielAlfredsson]

We went to dinner and she ate out the middle of the dinner bread and then wore the crust on her wrist at the dinner table

Is that a thing people do?

 

[DanielAlfredsson]

When she got demoted from her manager position at her shytty retail job and didn't want to look for something new because "I like it there". She was 25. No ambition ass bytches...

 

[Mr. Somebody]

Is that a thing people do?

I dont think it is, friend. She was obviously demonic.

 

[61 Corpses]

Ex wife: when she went on a business trip for a month and didn't even attempt to come home for a weekend or have me come thru where she was staying at. I held on for quite a while afterward, but I already knew she had lost that loving feeling.

 

[61 Corpses]

When I didn't answer 2 consecutive calls, followed by 3 consecutive text messages around 9 pm and she just pops up at my spot..................at 3 am on a Monday.

Had me peepin' out the window like

My nikka, that same thing pretty much happened to me. I avoided her calls for two days straight and then one morning when i'm leaving my crib for work at 06:30 a.m., she is standing outside my door on the stoop just waiting for me I ain't gonna lie the shock of it all made me scream like a bytch and then i threatened to call the police on her ass

 

[Mr. Somebody]

Instead of coming up stairs to my place after our date, she just went home. I was like. O yea, this is a done deal like she signed a contract.

 

[61 Corpses]

Instead of coming up stairs to my place after our date, she just went home. I was like. O yea, this is a done deal like she signed a contract.

stay in character breh!!

 

[twan83]

tony romo threw that pic

ray allen hit that 3 in game 6

duncan missed that easy tip in

i went too the tc room and it said 0 live

 

[Mr. Somebody]

stay in character breh!!

This was a long time ago like once upon a time, friend. She wasnt coming upstairs for sexual relations lets get our minds out of the gutter like a mobster who got shot by a sewer. That was just our pattern and once he pattern was broken, i felt the combo breaker and our bond was broken like freed slaves.