I knew that something was wrong with Lark Voorhies but WOOOOW

[BlackMajik]

Damn Lark just damn

 

[kp404]

Them reviews got me cryin. This shyt is too funny

What did I just read?

These Amazon review fukking win again!!! :deadmutumbo::deadmutumbo::deadmutumbo:

 

[SwagmundFreud]

Check out this review on amazon

Lark Voorhies much ballyhooed literary debut is a fearless promenade into dementia; a Gertrude Stein-esque masterstroke of deliberate bathos scribed in the percussionary vocal cadence of vintage Shatner. Unrelenting in tone, True Light: A, superior, take, unto, the, premier, haloing, of, tenuation. Readily, available, True Light, provides, resource, into, time's, motifed, and, vestuved, authenticate, revelation centers on a young Ecuadorian donkey tamer thrust into insufferable Marxist warfare circa 1960s Columbia.

And boy oh boy, what a read... Enjoy your Pulitzer, Miss Voorhies.

This is quite simply the greatest book ever written, of all time, by a margin so wide that no book penned passed this point could even remotely compare. You want a difficult read? This book makes Ulysses look like a Tyler Perry screenplay. You want commas? You're in luck, because this book has more commas than words. It has so many commas I thought my book was raining. The commas broke my Kindle, which is a relief, because I'll never have to read again until the universe reaches maximum entropy. It's that good.

I mean look at the title - there are words there that didn't even exist until Lark summoned them onto print. Genius. You know who else creates words out of thin air? Babies. And what is a baby if not God's opinion that the world should go on. Carl Sandburg said that, and I believe it's the underlying motif of Voorhies chef d'oeuvre.

In summation they should have really followed up on that episode where Zack and Lisa started dating.

 

[mariahcooper]

Negged. shut yo dumb ass up.

so i see you're outta jail, welcome back Tyrone

 

[kp404]

receipts? i've heard several times she has lupus on predom women forums and we usually have most accurate gossip.

:scustkobe:Damn are you fukking stupid or what? Most accurate gossip?:lol9:

 

[Goddess_Godiva]

Wow, what happened!

 

[BlackMajik]

Check out this review on amazon

Lmao @ the comment about commas

 

[ProfessionallyTrill]

Let me see what she is up to today.

Spoiler: pics

That Bytch looks like a Pokemon!

 

[BlackMajik]

How could this book even be published?

How?

 

[kp404]

Brehs, PLEASE read the free preview section of this book...PLEASE

OP, you getting repped for finding this comedy gold

 

[2Quik4UHoes]

That bytch face scary as shyt.

 

[BlackMajik]

Brehs, PLEASE read the free preview section of this book...PLEASE

OP, you getting repped for finding this comedy gold

I started reading like


Then

After that it was

With a lil

Then I ended with

 

[BlackMajik]

I mean its funny but it's also sad becuz I hope she gets the help that she needs

 

[kp404]

I mean its funny but it's also sad becuz I hope she gets the help that she needs

Yea I know...kinda kkilled my laughing fit over here but you are right

 

[Easy-E]

I mean its funny but it's also sad becuz I hope she gets the help that she needs

Yo, I think we laugh too much at ppl in need. I don't play with mental illness.