I know God created everything to be special in its own way but he kinda fukked up with possums

[SemiEnlightenedBum]

while i agree with your premise that white people are into that shyt, the "greatest wild animal as a pet i have ever seen" award actually goes to a black guy from the projects in harlem:

and here thee jects are worried about pit bulls when thy could be turning thee concrete jungle to a safari..

dude deserves some kind of reward for keeping a tiger tied down in a tenement dough..

 

[BillCosbyAteMyHomework]

while i agree with your premise that white people are into that shyt, the "greatest wild animal as a pet i have ever seen" award actually goes to a black guy from the projects in harlem:

He had a full sized crocodile in there too

 

[SemiEnlightenedBum]

fukk possums, them and racc00ns make me sick.

Back at my old apartment building its lots of stray cats. It was this one super thug we called "warrior cat", one time that nikka got to beefin with a ugly ass possum by the dumpster over some food and they went to war. My nikka warrior cat got at him but it was a battle tho, them noises were crazy.

stray cats just make thee unholiest of noises at thee unholiest of times to begin with,but when they go to war tis ugly,i wish i could put it on a loudspeaker to scurr thee jects dough..

i'm lightweight traumatized dough cause either a possum or rac00n got my feline homie Whiskers last year,i go outside and he got his head in the dirt,he had been sick so i thought he was just ill,he hears me,lifts his head,and half his face was ripped offi sat with him waiting for Animal Control to usher him off,thy ain't been thee same since

 

[SemiEnlightenedBum]

and speaking of cac pets:



i literally had no idea that this sub genus even existed dough,thankhs for letting me dust off thy ignorance..

 

[Desirous]

Any of the white female posters like @Desirous or @BillCosbyAteMyHomework wanna come catch this shyt and keep it as a pet? I know white people like that kinda shyt

Take this one star here.

 

[flea]

Take this one star here.

I hope an 18 wheeler smashes u on your next selfie attempt

 

[Desirous]

I hope an 18 wheeler smashes u on your next selfie attempt

I hope 200 of these latch onto your penis & attack.

 

[flea]

I hope 200 of these latch onto your penis & attack.

If the 18 wheeler don't getcha the AIDS eventually will

 

[Aphrodite]

imagine opening up your trashcan and seeing this shyt:

Lmao I jumped.

 

[SemiEnlightenedBum]

one star,that's old school hazing,i used to destroy those threads on

 

[Desirous]

If the 18 wheeler don't getcha the AIDS eventually will

I have no plans to get in bed with you...so I'm safe from the latter.

 

[JAY?]

I guess I'm the only one who finds them kinda cute

 

[flea]

I have no plans to get in bed with you...so I'm safe from the latter.

Don't flatter yourself. I wouldn't jump at the opportunity cac

 

[flea]

I guess I'm the only one who finds them kinda cute

Scust

 

[Desirous]

Don't flatter yourself. I wouldn't jump at the opportunity cac

What is your race?