I know its only pick up basketball but shyt

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I don’t really take HARSH L’s in pick up ball but this one time I was playing 2 on 2 and was soft guarding this Filipino dude because he had on flip flops. MISTAKE. This man had the purest jumper ever. And every time he made a shot he had this short little snarky laugh that haunts me TO THIS DAY.
 

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I don’t really take HARSH L’s in pick up ball but this one time I was playing 2 on 2 and was soft guarding this Filipino dude because he had on flip flops. MISTAKE. This man had the purest jumper ever. And every time he made a shot he had this short little snarky laugh that haunts me TO THIS DAY.
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Why I couldn’t get that guy on my squad yesterday cuz there was one dude with flip flops with us and we lost that first game 9-11 and we was up :mjcry: we definitely win if he had fukking shoes on


shyt I remember last yr there was this African nikka playing with socks only talming bout this normal for him in Africa :dead:
 

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I just started playing again a couple weeks ago after...9 years, just shooting around and playing half-court with random guys who hardly play themselves...winning all the games, feeling good about myself...then a couple days ago this young breh who must be 20 tops beat me 10-1 in like not even 5 min :dead:
 

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Taking Ls in a fashion like that sucks ass
Especially when all your close up shots at the 5 not going in yeah its double rim but still :mjcry:
At least my 3s were good and ended my two last games with me ending both games on em.

Got me thinking at 2:06 am what went wrong and also on defense for me
Especially when the Friday before that squad I was on we went on a 6th game winning streak n this Friday took 3 straight Ls with me getting cooked like no other on one of em :dead:
I love the game yo

Gon have to change your screen name bub this type of performance aint acceptable
 

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Why I couldn’t get that guy on my squad yesterday cuz there was one dude with flip flops with us and we lost that first game 9-11 and we was up :mjcry: we definitely win if he had fukking shoes on


shyt I remember last yr there was this African nikka playing with socks only talming bout this normal for him in Africa :dead:
Bruh, he would’ve gotten under the other team’s skin and caused a brawl the way his laugh made him punchable

Dude played me 1 v 1 afterwards and I was rusty af (and also not playing the toughest of D because well… that nikka was in slides) so he got the best of me with that jumper and I never seen em again. I don’t care if I see that man in the middle of traffic. I’m kidnapping em for my rematch
 

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I've just moved to Charlotte have have been looking for some places to hoop. Found a court yesterday at a park (no idea what the name was) but it's had a few hoopers out there. I scored 9 of our 16 points even tho I haven't played anybody in months, just shooting around by myself for months mostly.

I can't hoop with older dudes 35+ they move too slow. I'm 37 and still hoop with the youngins since I still have my quickness/speed/hops and can still Dunk at 6'1.
 

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I've just moved to Charlotte have have been looking for some places to hoop. Found a court yesterday at a park (no idea what the name was) but it's had a few hoopers out there. I scored 9 of our 16 points even tho I haven't played anybody in months, just shooting around by myself for months mostly.

I can't hoop with older dudes 35+ they move too slow. I'm 37 and still hoop with the youngins since I still have my quickness/speed/hops and can still Dunk at 6'1
You hit plyometrics to get them hops?
I’m 6’1 and I still got the same hops from high school I did that air alert 3 program in grade 11 at 15 yrs oldand got insane vert can dunk and I easily grab the rim without running. 32 and still got them hops shyt probably finna stay with me forever:wow:
 
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I threw my back out trying to pick up a basketball yesterday in the backyard just shooting around

I couldn’t take a deep breath and it felt like I was getting stabbed every time I breathed

On top of that I was sweaty as hell wit flies in my fukking face and couldn’t move my arms cuz of my back .

Told myself never again will I shoot around :wow:

I’m just running for cardio for now on
 

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You hit plyometrics to get them hops?
I’m 6’1 and I still got the same hops from high school I did that air alert 3 program in grade 11 at 15 yrs oldand got insane vert can dunk and I easily grab the rim without running. 32 and still got them hops shyt probably finna stay with me forever:wow:

I do Insanity, but it's been a while since I've done it. It's not the hops that goes first, it's the dunking mechanics.
 

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I came back today at the courts with a vengeance.
Hitting 3s fadeaways going down low HITTING THEM SHOTS IN THAT bytch OF A DOUBLE RIM :damn: scored most of the points on the team we won and I barely warmed up :mjgrin:

Second game sprained my ankle at the beginning landing down :beli:
2 days before my trip by plane had it been worse I probably would not been able to go :dead:
First crazy injury IN A LONG ASS TIME LAST TIME IT WAS SPRAINED THIS BAD WAS IN 2014 :mjcry:
I’ll be back there next Friday:wow:
 
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I came back today at the courts with a vengeance.
Hitting 3s fadeaways going down low HITTING THEM SHOTS IN THAT bytch OF A DOUBLE RIM :dam: scored most of the points on the team we won and I barely warmed up :mjgrin:

Second game sprained my ankle at the beginning landing down :beli:
2 days before my trip by plane had it been worse I probably would not been able to go :dead:
First crazy injury IN A LONG ASS TIME LAST TIME IT WAS SPRAINED THIS BAD WAS IN 2014 :mjcry:
I’ll be back there next Friday:wow:

You might wanna chill and let that ankle heal up. I sprained my ankle back in November (my first injury EVER), and I was a still running and hooping for the following month. The swelling wouldn't go down until in chilled for a couple of weeks.
 

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You might wanna chill and let that ankle heal up. I sprained my ankle back in November (my first injury EVER), and I was a still running and hooping for the following month. The swelling wouldn't go down until in chilled for a couple of weeks.
Yeah ima try to chill
It’s probably worse than my 2014 one cuz I started feeling pain automatically like :damn: as soon as I took my shoe off back home I couldn’t put no weight on it

Last time I just made my shoes tighter snd kept on playing and wasn’t suffering till like late at night and had to go get ice. Same shyt today but I was ass cheeks my third game and we lost(shyt limited my mobility completed) and I decided to go home
I might try Friday but probably wont :manny:
Im on my bed just playing my switch with my feet elevated just icing it on and off the pain that was killing me an hour ago is gone but that’s probably tylenol and this weed im vaping
 
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