I don’t really take HARSH L’s in pick up ball but this one time I was playing 2 on 2 and was soft guarding this Filipino dude because he had on flip flops. MISTAKE. This man had the purest jumper ever. And every time he made a shot he had this short little snarky laugh that haunts me TO THIS DAY.

we definitely win if he had fukking shoes on
I just use my speed to my advantage and go downhill to the basket
scored most of the points on the team we won and I barely warmed up 

