Hijo de luna
Superstar
I've always had a harem of the baddest women. My wife is a gorgeous thick dreaded up yella bone that curved every greek and athlete at the Uni back in the day. My ex before her was a tall slim aspiring model with deep dimples and big ass titties(they can't stand each other 
). My ex side chick is a young fit Nigerian med student that would hop on one leg and bark like a dog if I asked her to
. Women at work on that 
waiting on wifey to slip.
If you think what I'm saying is
then obviously you're not on my level and you need to take the p*ssy off that sky scraper of a pedestal that you got it on.
I say all of this because I'm tired of these woe-is-me ass threads. Stop blaming your height, stop blaming your skin color, your money, your living situation. These women can smell the insecurity on yo bytch ass from a mile away. It becomes a vicious cycle, next thing you know you rubbing dikks with them MGTOW fakkits. It's fukking 2016, man the fukk up.
I'm not one to preach external shyt like hitting the gym or getting your money up. Yeah you can get hoes, might get some p*ssy thrown at you every now and then. But that shyt fugazi if you still the little lame ass nikka on the inside. As cliché as it sounds, you have to truley love yourself, flaws and all, before you can expect any kind of adoration from others, outside of family. I can't help you with that part.
I'd be remiss if I said all of this and didn't at least try to help your comic book reading ass. This worked for my lil 5'4 homie so it should work for you. Step 1) befriend 25 women- ugly cute fat skinny. BEFRIEND, don't try to fukk, don't try to cuff. Movies, dinner and lunch dates, park walks, talk about politics. Whatever you do, do not talk about yourself, don't scare them off lamenting about your collection of L's. Allow them indulge in talk about themselves. You stfu and listen. This step is important because you need to see that women aren't mythical creatures. They're delicate and full of insecurities, they shyt and put their pants on one leg at a time just like everyone else. When men are in the pursuit of p*ssy, in our minds we lionize women and make them more than what they are. Step 1 helps to bring them back down, taking the p*ssy off the pedestal and the chip off your bytch ass shoulder.
Side note* if you can actually get 25 women on text IG Facebook convo you'll probably end up smashing 5 off of GP. Uncle Hijo approves. Never turn down p*ssy if it's thrown at you. No shame in rebound/drought p*ssy.
Step 2- do nothing. Find a way to become content with yourself, focus on your hobbies, keep your 25 in rotation. If you are particularly interested in one of them, I could teach you how to finesse but you'd fukk that up. Right now just focus on platonic friendships and being satisfied with yourself. Report back when you have completed the first task.
Class dismissed.
). My ex side chick is a young fit Nigerian med student that would hop on one leg and bark like a dog if I asked her to. Women at work on that waiting on wifey to slip.If you think what I'm saying is
then obviously you're not on my level and you need to take the p*ssy off that sky scraper of a pedestal that you got it on.I say all of this because I'm tired of these woe-is-me ass threads. Stop blaming your height, stop blaming your skin color, your money, your living situation. These women can smell the insecurity on yo bytch ass from a mile away. It becomes a vicious cycle, next thing you know you rubbing dikks with them MGTOW fakkits. It's fukking 2016, man the fukk up.
I'm not one to preach external shyt like hitting the gym or getting your money up. Yeah you can get hoes, might get some p*ssy thrown at you every now and then. But that shyt fugazi if you still the little lame ass nikka on the inside. As cliché as it sounds, you have to truley love yourself, flaws and all, before you can expect any kind of adoration from others, outside of family. I can't help you with that part.
I'd be remiss if I said all of this and didn't at least try to help your comic book reading ass. This worked for my lil 5'4 homie so it should work for you. Step 1) befriend 25 women- ugly cute fat skinny. BEFRIEND, don't try to fukk, don't try to cuff. Movies, dinner and lunch dates, park walks, talk about politics. Whatever you do, do not talk about yourself, don't scare them off lamenting about your collection of L's. Allow them indulge in talk about themselves. You stfu and listen. This step is important because you need to see that women aren't mythical creatures. They're delicate and full of insecurities, they shyt and put their pants on one leg at a time just like everyone else. When men are in the pursuit of p*ssy, in our minds we lionize women and make them more than what they are. Step 1 helps to bring them back down, taking the p*ssy off the pedestal and the chip off your bytch ass shoulder.
Side note* if you can actually get 25 women on text IG Facebook convo you'll probably end up smashing 5 off of GP. Uncle Hijo approves. Never turn down p*ssy if it's thrown at you. No shame in rebound/drought p*ssy.
Step 2- do nothing. Find a way to become content with yourself, focus on your hobbies, keep your 25 in rotation. If you are particularly interested in one of them, I could teach you how to finesse but you'd fukk that up. Right now just focus on platonic friendships and being satisfied with yourself. Report back when you have completed the first task.
Class dismissed.
. I hate bytch nikkas
