"I Lost the Genetic Lottery" Sympathy Thread

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This thread just reminded me of back when I first got out the joint my old man gave me his old boost phone. I didn’t even knew it took pictures because that wasn’t a feature on phones like that before I went in.

Either way one day I fukkin around with it and end up in the photos section and I’m seein all of these g shots of the :flabbynsick::flabbynsick::flabbynsick: women you can think of, think yo mommas friends, that they sent my dad or he took pictures of. shyt was like a bad car accident because I couldn’t stop lookin thru these pics :sadcam: flabby hoe with just panties on on his bike, flabby hoe with titties and tongue stickin out, flabby hoe with my dad cuffin her ass lookin like :steviej:, etc...

So I’m scrolling through this encyclopedia of flabby broads ( none of my Momma thank god :damn: ) and I end up to one of a sick and flabby chick with the tip of my old mans swipa in her mouth :gucci: I hurry up and scroll to the next and it’s him holdin his dikk with the :shaq: face. Ended up just giving him the phone back and never mentioned a word about it...

Point of the story is that there maybe a time in a mans life when an unfortunate series of events leads to them discovering the physical blessings of his forebears :dame:

But I still got that nikka faded tho :dame:

Now let me find my way out of this thread :hubie:
 
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