I LOVE TROLLING CAR NUTS AT WORK.

[Mars Blackmon]

Tell them you're going to put a big ass wing on it

 

[ORDER_66]

jokes....

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

ON FRIDAY I ASKED HIM WHERE I COULD GET A CUSTOM BADGE MADE. I WANTED A BADGE THAT SAID TAURUS XTREME WITH EXCLAMATION POINTS.

HE CHASED ME AROUND A CAR WITH AN AIR HOSE. "WHEN I CATCH YOU I'M GONNA SHOVE THIS HOSE UP YOUR ASS UNTIL YOU FLOAT AWAY."

THE GARAGE MANAGER WAS IN TEARS.

 

[King Sun]

ON FRIDAY I ASKED HIM WHERE I COULD GET A CUSTOM BADGE MADE. I WANTED A BADGE THAT SAID TAURUS XTREME WITH EXCLAMATION POINTS.

HE CHASED ME AROUND A CAR WITH AN AIR HOSE. "WHEN I CATCH YOU I'M GONNA SHOVE THIS HOSE UP YOUR ASS UNTIL YOU FLOAT AWAY."

THE GARAGE MANAGER WAS IN TEARS.

Ask him should you LS swap your fiesta

 

[beaniemac]

ON FRIDAY I ASKED HIM WHERE I COULD GET A CUSTOM BADGE MADE. I WANTED A BADGE THAT SAID TAURUS XTREME WITH EXCLAMATION POINTS.

HE CHASED ME AROUND A CAR WITH AN AIR HOSE. "WHEN I CATCH YOU I'M GONNA SHOVE THIS HOSE UP YOUR ASS UNTIL YOU FLOAT AWAY."

THE GARAGE MANAGER WAS IN TEARS.

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

I SHOWED HIM THIS TODAY

 

[Bruce Wayne]

ON FRIDAY I ASKED HIM WHERE I COULD GET A CUSTOM BADGE MADE. I WANTED A BADGE THAT SAID TAURUS XTREME WITH EXCLAMATION POINTS.

HE CHASED ME AROUND A CAR WITH AN AIR HOSE. "WHEN I CATCH YOU I'M GONNA SHOVE THIS HOSE UP YOUR ASS UNTIL YOU FLOAT AWAY."

THE GARAGE MANAGER WAS IN TEARS.

This fukking Thread kills me, shyt sounds like something you'd see Kelso do on That 70s Show.

 

[AlwaysLurkin]

Tell them you're going to gut the interior for weight reduction...should shed 2 seconds off your quarter mile time

 

[SchrodingersStrapped!]

Tell him the fortwo brabus is smart cars answer to the Hellcat ....

Then show him this

 

[TLR Is Mental Poison]

shyt ogt me crying

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

Tell him the fortwo brabus is smart cars answer to the Hellcat ....

Then show him this

I AIN'T TRYING TO DIE BREH. THESE UAW CATS AIN'T FOR PLAY.

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

DAMN I MISS MY GARAGE HOMIES