I may end my relationship.

Malta

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I don't know what happened with us, things were going so great for the last 10 years I didn't see anyone else during that time, but now I'm thinking of cheating and looking outside the relationship. I don't want to end things, but this is the third time my barber didn't use a razor on my line and I'm left wondering what I did to change things? And the worst part is I seen him using the razor on someone else, he told me he didn't have anymore blades when I asked :to:

@houston911 I never had to ask my barber to break out the razor, now he's telling me stories of running out of blades, this is the 3rd time in a row that I either had to ask for the razor or he didn't have it.
 

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Don't do it breh, You're gonna feel guilty :ohlawd: my barber had this wack ass small trimmer, shyt would stop working mid cut smh

Barber: I'm sorry :flabbynsick:

Me: it's ok many barbers go through this :hamster:

Now my side barber got a big black andis trimmer, shyt can go all night.:wow:
 
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:sadbron: you share that barber, breh....


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So what you saying though, you ain't got no razors so......




Eyyyyy


















It nothing cut that barber off :manny:
 

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I don't know what happened with us, things were going so great for the last 10 years I didn't see anyone else during that time, but now I'm thinking of cheating and looking outside the relationship. I don't want to end things, but this is the third time my barber didn't use a razor on my line and I'm left wondering what I did to change things? And the worst part is I seen him using the razor on someone else, he told me he didn't have anymore blades when I asked :to:

@houston911 I never had to ask my barber to break out the razor, now he's telling me stories of running out of blades, this is the 3rd time in a row that I either had to ask for the razor or he didn't have it.


Get Your Hair Cut On The Nawfside Brehs...:ufdup:
 

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@Malta :to: I feel you breh

My barber went to LA last year to help his brother open a dispensary. I said aight cool, I don't wanna hold you back from your dreams :to:

Then he started going more and more frequently :to:

I called him last week to make an appointment and he said "See you at Thanksgiving :smugfavre: " :sadbron:

Now I've been getting cuts from his best friend who works in the same shop :lupe:

I feel a little grimy but I gotta live right :lupe: A breh got needs :damn:
 

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Might be u...or your hairline?:ohhh:

Oh wait do you tip? You might need to trick a lil bit breh :manny:


I tip exceedingly well, that's my thing :to:

Maybe it is me though, I haven't gone to the gym as much and maybe my hairline fell off a bit, but I thought what we had was deeper than tips and the virility of my line.
 

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Now who else wanna fukk with Hollywood Court?
@Malta :to: I feel you breh

My barber went to LA last year to help his brother open a dispensary. I said aight cool, I don't wanna hold you back from your dreams :to:

Then he started going more and more frequently :to:

I called him last week to make an appointment and he said "See you at Thanksgiving :smugfavre: " :sadbron:

Now I've been getting cuts from his best friend who works in the same shop :lupe:

I feel a little grimy but I gotta live right :lupe: A breh got needs :damn:


Mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

He cutting someone elses hair mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn you can do so much better than him, and you know what? I can do better than my barber too.
 
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