I may end my relationship.

Ricky Church

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I don't know what happened with us, things were going so great for the last 10 years I didn't see anyone else during that time, but now I'm thinking of cheating and looking outside the relationship. I don't want to end things, but this is the third time my barber didn't use a razor on my line and I'm left wondering what I did to change things? And the worst part is I seen him using the razor on someone else, he told me he didn't have anymore blades when I asked :to:

@houston911 I never had to ask my barber to break out the razor, now he's telling me stories of running out of blades, this is the 3rd time in a row that I either had to ask for the razor or he didn't have it.

Don't do it breh, You're gonna feel guilty :ohlawd: my barber had this wack ass small trimmer, shyt would stop working mid cut smh

Barber: I'm sorry :flabbynsick:

Me: it's ok many barbers go through this :hamster:

Now my side barber got a big black andis trimmer, shyt can go all night.:wow:

:sadbron: you share that barber, breh....

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This isn't code for anything, I'm really going through problems with my barber :to:


I haven't been to Brazil in a minute.
Are you tucking your elbows?

Are you lookin that nikka in the eye during the line.

Are you not tipping?

Maybe your barber started smokin weed again.

I left my barber when he shaved part of my head then went to eat....

Don't regret it
 

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Now who else wanna fukk with Hollywood Court?
Are you tucking your elbows?

Are you lookin that nikka in the eye during the line.

Are you not tipping?

Maybe your barber started smokin weed again


I look at the ceiling when he lines up my hairline, we have never locked eyes, I don't even know what he looks like to be honest.

I tip, I tuck my elbows, and I move my knees in to make sure they don't go between his legs when he gets my beard. I think the weed angle may be it though, but he been talking about kale and all this healthy living :to:
 

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I look at the ceiling when he lines up my hairline, we have never locked eyes, I don't even know what he looks like to be honest.

I tip, I tuck my elbows, and I move my knees in to make sure they don't go between his legs when he gets my beard. I think the weed angle may be it though, but he been talking about kale and all this healthy living :to:

Maybe he's just irresponsible.
 

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He probably overheard one of ur rambles about moving to Brasil in a few years and figured why invest anymore in this this guys line when he just gonna pick up and leave and give his hairline p*ssy to some old fat bacata dancin feixe with a rusty butter knife...

Cant blame him :yeshrug:
 

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Now who else wanna fukk with Hollywood Court?
He probably overheard one of ur rambles about moving to Brasil in a few years and figured why invest anymore in this this guys line when he just gonna pick up and leave and give his hairline p*ssy to some old fat bacata dancin feixe with a rusty butter knife...

Cant blame him :yeshrug:


Well..........

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I'm here for you breh, we'll get through this, we're both strong independent brothers that don't need some no good barber in our lives.

But, it got me looking on Youtube for what I'm not getting at my barbers



And listening to




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:salute: support systems are crucial. if only there were a gathering place for brehs to go and discuss their problems while maintaining their appearance at the same time :lupe:
 

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I might have the same problem. He doesn't even take the time to even out my shadow fade anymore...so inconsistent :mjcry:

The other week he left the widow's peak like it was part of the line and he's NEVER done that before. It's strange how he just neglected to do something he'd do so simply in the past. It was the beginning of the end really.

The minute he doesn't spray the sheen before he takes off the apron and daps me up is when I'll know its over :sadcam:
 

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Out here in my damn drawls
Can't sacrifice your own happiness for the sake of a relationship. Sometimes shyt just has a expiration date, no need to cry over spoiled milk

Move on, evolve and grow using the lessons learned from the relationship :wow:





















Leave that triflin' negro a 3 star Google review out of spite for having to ask for the razor, tho

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Now who else wanna fukk with Hollywood Court?
I might have the same problem. He doesn't even take the time to even out my shadow fade anymore...so inconsistent :mjcry:

The other week he left the widow's peak like it was part of the line and he's NEVER done that before. It's strange how he just neglected to do something he'd do so simply in the past. It was the beginning of the end really.

The minute he doesn't spray the sheen before he takes off the apron and daps me up is when I'll know its over :sadcam:


That's just disrespectful, you should take his clippers and burn them in front of his shop, that's what I would do.
 
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