I might catch my first body tomorrow brehs :blessed:...Edit: :mjcry: first post updated

[DIMES]

That's honestly the way to go breh. You heard it a million times before, girls like bad boys. Have some liquor in you, but almost as important breh, have some liquor around you. Don't let the bytch thing your on some lightweight buzz ting, or you're just tryna get her drunk. That gets the insta Make sure that ho can smell the henny on you as soon as you open the door, make sure you got a bunch of beer cans and empty bottles in, near, around the trash or recycling especially but I dunno how you get down with the environment and all that but make sure it's enough so that bytch knows you got hair on your chest. If she ask you if you had a party or something be like bytch that's just how I do on the daily. She might be able to sense you're a virgin through all types of cues your not aware of yet, but you can distract her with some other grown nikka shyt so she's taken in by your aura. When you make her a drink, pour her a tall ass drink, straight, no chaser, and if she's like be like I guess you still on that kiddie shyt and mix it down for her. Trust me by this point she's like so this how a real nikka do then turn the TV to the channel you watch the least of like CSPAN and just be like "so we vibing or what?" and if she tries to joke hit that bytch like but you be on facebook complaining about the government but don't keep track of policy doe trus me daddeh, by this time bytch will be transported to a whole nother dimension by the shyt she's dealing with.

Breh U Comedy as fuuuck!

 

[Ashley Banks]

yeen shyt

@Juicy has yet to respond hmmmm

he's not black

but he's not white, so that counts for something, right?

 

[newworldafro]

Gettin curved off what you thought was guaranteed poon ...

The best part is your get to try again, maybe some chick even more desirable.

No need to fret and no need to rush. The day of reckoning will be here



























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[Mr Coli]

yeen shyt


he's not black

but he's not white, so that counts for something, right?

 

[Regular_P]

Classic thread :smhkobe:

 

[scarlxrd]

Holy shyt

 

[Johnny Vulture]

Has anybody made a thread about potentially smashin a chick they really wanted and it actually happened?

That Coli jinx is alive and well

 

[O.T.I.S.]

Dap + rep for gif

I used to do that shyt all the time


My question for @Juicy is is your fiancé a Virginia and taken the vow of celibacy as well


Also.. Is that why your s/n is Juicy

 

[Ashley Banks]

Dap + rep for gif

I used to do that shyt all the time


My question for @Juicy is is your fiancé a Virginia and taken the vow of celibacy as well


Also.. Is that why your s/n is Juicy

you can't ask questions about my bb.

And juicy is my nickname it's short for juicy fruit. My dad said that I use to ask for it all the time. I was like 2 years old asking for juicy fruit gym.

 

[Marci-Senpai]

you can't ask questions about my bb.

And juicy is my nickname it's short for juicy fruit. My dad said that I use to ask for it all the time. I was like 2 years old asking for juicy fruit gym.

Your dad calls u juicy?

 

[Bboystyle]

The bytch probably came across the coli and saw this thread while she was getting ready

 

[Mr Coli]

Your dad calls u juicy?

im dyin

 

[360dagod]

..damn

 

[Momentum]

Ruthless savages

 

[Ashley Banks]

Your dad calls u juicy?

no, my dad calls me princess. he only calls me by my name when he's mad.

but even if he did, you're the only one making it disgusting.