Needy as women.
Just like dogs & babies
Just like dogs & babies
I might have to break up with my new girl over this opening the car door thing
- Thread starter Mr Hate Coffee
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UPDATE: I had the tough convo with her. She was mad, but she agreed.
"I just feel like I'm the only one that has to compromise here."
"I mean it's the only thing I ask. The ONLY thing."
"Ok, whatever... You don't have to open the door for me ever again."
I'm keepin watch tho. So far so good. Women have a tendency of holding stuff like this against you in the future. She definitely didn't understand WHY I didn't want to do it so we're at odds on the issue. But she's gonna comply. I was honestly prepared to end it if she just couldn't adjust.
pos repped
sometimes you gotta go hard on em
Tha Snowman
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You make it a big deal especially if she is real fine. Her head will be swole enough without letting her get away with that type of fukkery.
But good look on calling her out. Guarantee she respects you more even if she feigned being upset. She knew what she was doing.
Mr Hate Coffee
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That's cause she's about to get someone else to open it up for her. You 'bout to be cheated on
I have precautions in place (word to reincar)
but if it happens, then 
yeah she looks good.
bigmanharris
Coli Gangsta
She got you by the balls....
O.iatlhawksfan
Devoted Joel Embiid hater
You don't wanna look p*ssy whipped trust me
Ricky Church
Stole Timberlake's Spaceship-Coupe
I thought u was gonna say her not opening the door for u. like that rule from "a bronx tale" when women unlock the car door.
R.E.N. Spells Ren
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UPDATE: I had the tough convo with her. She was mad, but she agreed.
"I just feel like I'm the only one that has to compromise here."
"I mean it's the only thing I ask. The ONLY thing."
"Ok, whatever... You don't have to open the door for me ever again."
I'm keepin watch tho. So far so good. Women have a tendency of holding stuff like this against you in the future. She definitely didn't understand WHY I didn't want to do it so we're at odds on the issue. But she's gonna comply. I was honestly prepared to end it if she just couldn't adjust.
Did your voice crack when you said this line?
Mr Hate Coffee
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Did your voice crack when you said this line?
She said all them quotes bruh. I guess I should have made that clear.
Illuminatos
#OVOXO
We go on a few more dates and she keeps it up.* I forget all the time but realize when I go to my door and shes just standing there that I need to open the door.* FINE.* Not the biggest deal in the world.* But heres the kicker.* So were going to the park for a picnic one day and I open the door and all that, we BOTH get in the car, and she runs back in the house because she forgot something.* She comes back to the door and stands outside.* WTF!?!?** So I unbuckle my seatbelt, get out, walk to her side and open the door.* All while giving her the
face.* All she does is give me a lil girlish smile and mouth sorry
*
You should have drove off without her.
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she probably even told u how to fuk her to
1. I want u to fuk me for 5 minutes missionary
2. then 30 minutes u lick my puzzy
3. Then for another 5 minutes u fuk me doggystyle
4. then i want u come on my azz
5. then i want u to rub the cum around my azz with your tongue.
6. when u finished i want u to put down the toilet seat so i can piss
u just need to
1. I want u to fuk me for 5 minutes missionary
2. then 30 minutes u lick my puzzy
3. Then for another 5 minutes u fuk me doggystyle
4. then i want u come on my azz
5. then i want u to rub the cum around my azz with your tongue.
6. when u finished i want u to put down the toilet seat so i can piss
u just need to
This.Also, fukk the "if you know it makes me happy, then why don't you just do it?" argument.
What if I enjoy it when women smear Land O'Lakes butter on their a$$holes? If it makes me happy, why don't they just do it?
Bottom line this bytch. "Baby, I understand the value of chivalry, but it's ridiculous for me to open the door for you every time we go to a Kroger. If you can't open the door for yourself occasionally, then obviously you don't want to be in the car with me at all. I'll open it for you on dates and when we go to meet company/family. Not every time we have to go anywhere. Chivalry is a gift not an entitlement."
