I Need A Nerd Chick, Brehs, Someone Who Is Normal And Down To Earth..

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Coli nyggas have officially surpassed "tupac in a business suit"- dreaming black women when it comes to ridiculous expectations

the average coli dude wants a nerd chick with natural hair who's also bad as fukk, has a nice personality, but doesn't post on social media, has few male friends, isn't socially awkward, has her own money but is still willing to submit to them and cook and clean, intelligent but not a feminist, has less than 4 sexual partners but is still amazing in bed and will still let them smash on the first date and not make them pay for everything

:mjlol:

come on, breh. you're exaggerating just a bit. i want a female that is:

- highly intelligent and educated, informed enough to have deep conversations about a myriad range of topics - politics, society, science, religion, etc.)

- cute but humble, knowing that she is attractive but not allowing her appeal to override a grounded sense of self. a woman who doesn't need to look in the mirror all the time.

- ambitious for good causes, someone who is trying to better herself and reach higher levels so that she can give back to the community and not just earn a big paycheck.

- not into labels or other superficial shyt, doesn't care if the car i drive is a prius or Hyundai, isn't turned off that i wear a button up shirt, fitted jeans, and vans and not that other extra shyt like true religions, etc.

- is great in bed

:blessed:
 

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come on, breh. you're exaggerating just a bit. i want a female that is:

- highly intelligent and educated, informed enough to have deep conversations about a myriad range of topics - politics, society, science, religion, etc.)

- cute but humble, knowing that she is attractive but not allowing her appeal to override a grounded sense of self. a woman who doesn't need to look in the mirror all the time.

- ambitious for good causes, someone who is trying to better herself and reach higher levels so that she can give back to the community and not just earn a big paycheck.

- not into labels or other superficial shyt, doesn't care if the car i drive is a prius or Hyundai, isn't turned off that i wear a button up shirt, fitted jeans, and vans and not that other extra shyt like true religions, etc.

- is great in bed

:blessed:

:ehh: this is reasonable. As long as you realize that for her to be instantly great in bed, more than likely she'd have to have put in a bit of work before you came into the picture
 
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:ehh: this is reasonable. As long as you realize that for her to be instantly great in bed, more than likely she'd have to have put in a bit of work before you came into the picture

i'm under no delusion about the females i meet. i know all of them have likely been smutted out. :yeshrug:
 

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i fukking hate the average female nowadays. she's a facebook/twitter/instagram whore who craves attention and is all about being "independent" and a "bad bytch." i want a nerd, shut-in, down the earth female who isn't about designer bags or shoes, who is cute but humble, who is intelligent and reads a diverse range of literature - from classics to social and political writings. i want a female who doesn't care about whips and molly and thugs and all of that corny bullshyt so many bytches are on nowadays. i want a female who isn't posting dumb shyt on facebook/twitter/instagram. hell, if she didn't use social media platforms, that would be even better.

and maybe that's why i'm not dating as much nowadays. i'm not trying to create another thread bashing our sistas, but....:yeshrug: ...i'm finding that it's mostly black females that are on that shyt. sure, there are the few whites and asians doing it, too, but almost all black women are channeling their nicki minaj nowadays, and it's a huge fukking turn off. they're making brothers like me seek out women from other races. :snoop:
5 stars. Too bad the fine ones like this get wifed up QUICK.
 

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At first i was like c00n train is coming, but the part about bed wenches is true though :manny:

Bed wenches are fake and putting up a facade for white men.

And :mjlol: at converting bed wenches.

so basically a man's version of "Tupac in a business suit"

Most "nerd" chicks are fake as hell and doing it for the attention.
 

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The OP does make a valid point even though I think he's asking for a bit too much esp. in this day in age.

Lot of these types of girls have already been snatched up of even have guys waiting to pursue them. That's why I cant really fault a lot of men for going interracial.
 

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i fukking hate the average female nowadays. she's a facebook/twitter/instagram whore who craves attention and is all about being "independent" and a "bad bytch." i want a nerd, shut-in, down the earth female who isn't about designer bags or shoes, who is cute but humble, who is intelligent and reads a diverse range of literature - from classics to social and political writings. i want a female who doesn't care about whips and molly and thugs and all of that corny bullshyt so many bytches are on nowadays. i want a female who isn't posting dumb shyt on facebook/twitter/instagram. hell, if she didn't use social media platforms, that would be even better.

and maybe that's why i'm not dating as much nowadays. i'm not trying to create another thread bashing our sistas, but....:yeshrug: ...i'm finding that it's mostly black females that are on that shyt. sure, there are the few whites and asians doing it, too, but almost all black women are channeling their nicki minaj nowadays, and it's a huge fukking turn off. they're making brothers like me seek out women from other races. :snoop:

I was with you up until those last few lines. Had to undap.

All the BW who are like that are more than likely in relationships. You might as well get a nonblack woman. Honestly, I wish all you guys who constantly feel the need to criticize BW would just go on to other races and take your self-righteous attitudes with you. Maybe then you'll stop complaining so damn much.

I don't even know where to begin with that... :snoop:
 

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I only read shyt like this on the internet. I'm a nerd chic and dated all type of men and most of had a problem because I wasn't into social media and material life and thought I had something to hide.

:wrist: Those dudes might have been sus if they cared about you not being on social media
 
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