I need one of ya'll brehs to take this one off my plate

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Now days.....a hoe talking about cumming in her makes me :scust:




This hoe out here TELLING YOU that she's gonna trap you with a kid:dwillhuh:


And niccas stay hyping up child support:gucci:
 

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The funniest thing is this bytch is falling in love with breh and he prolly giving her a fake name :mjgrin:
She actually know my real name. She remember me from the neighborhood as a little girl. Her moms knew my mom's. Who would have thought that lil dirty butt girl would grow into a fine ass curvy intelligent freaky woman
 

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:mjlol: @ @skeetsinternal having some many randoms that he's trying to dispatch/delegate them to other brehs.
EDIT: Come to think of it I have this married one i need off my tail too. :jbhmm:

Long story short: We met at my female friend's bday party and my friend knowing i'm into "devilment" as she likes to call it, introduces us. And kept pushing for me to ask her out. So i get her number. Went to dinner. Smashed. But problem is im not into her like that and these days i find that if im not into a chick , once i nut i'm so over it i just want them to leave and go home. Aint no second round. I dont even want more head. Her head game is sharp, tho.

Things to keep in mind:
  • She's married and has 2 children.
  • Her and her husband are polyamorous so they both got side pieces and know about each other's.
  • They are also swingers.
  • Tubes are tied so you can skeet all up in it if you choose to risk it.
  • She's skinny (probably 140lbs) but she seems to only likes big brehs. If you aint at least 240+ lbs she aint interested . At least that's wht her friends says + i know anther breh she was lusting after but her husband is like 180 lbs.
 
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Now days.....a hoe talking about cumming in her makes me :scust:




This hoe out here TELLING YOU that she's gonna trap you with a kid:dwillhuh:


And niccas stay hyping up child support:gucci:

She was out with the girls clubbing. Met me at the telly hopping out a Uber xl in a peach pink catsuit looking like a late night snack. She knew what she was doing and wanted. She knows what time I get off work at the club

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Oi @skeetsinternal, you got any petite light skins? preferably one that you havent nutted in, sir.
If you live near Atlanta and willing to drive to Covington GA I may have something for you. She's not petite per se. She's about 5'7 160 lbs. Light skin. I am almost positive she's mixed because until you see her face you'd think she was white. Freaky as fukk. Tho she loves to talk shyt during sex. Nice ass but her boobs are flat from breast feeding her two kids (twin 10 y/o's). Has a deep Kentucky accent. She's a good jumpoff to have because she wont bother you much. Just holler for dikk every other week when she doesnt have her kids. Other than that she leaves you the fukk alone.
Sorry breh, can't help you here

We all should probably set up a side piece's exchange thread :jbhmm:

Whatever jumpoff you have that you're trying to get rid of just post about her and what city she's in and let the local brehs know where she likes to hang. Whoever is intrested you can DM them a pic and let the breh know when and what spots they hang out. For example I need someone to take my mexican jumpoff off my hands for good. She's a supreme freak who loves black men and really into anal and giving head. Should be able to find many suitors out there. Only downside is she's tempermental and squirts . and I mean major squirter like, makes a fukking mess to the point where you have to change your sheets immediately after.
 
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She was out with the girls clubbing. Met me at the telly hopping out a Uber xl in a peach pink catsuit looking like a late night snack. She knew what she was going and wanted. She knows what time I get off work at the club

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:lupe:
 

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If you live near Atlanta and willing to drive to Covington GA I may have something for you. She's not petite per se. She's about 5'7 160 lbs. Light skin. I am almost positive she's mixed because until you see her face you'd think she was white. Freaky as fukk. Tho she loves to talk shyt during sex. Nice ass but her boobs are flat from breast feeding her two kids (twin 10 y/o's). Has a deep Kentucky accent. She's a good jumpoff to have because she wont bother you much. Just holler for dikk every other week when she doesnt have her kids. Other than that she leaves you the fukk alone.


We all should probably set up a side piece's exchange thread :jbhmm:

Whatever jumpoff you have that you're trying to get rid of just post about her and what city she's in and let the local brehs know where she likes to hang. Whoever is intrested you can DM them a pic and let the breh know when and what spots they hang out. For example I need someone to take my mexican jumpoff off my hands for good. She's a supreme freak who loves black men and really into anal and giving head. Should be able to find many suitors out there. Only downside is she's tempermental and squirts . and I mean major squirter like, makes a fukking mess to the point where you have to change your sheets immediately after.
Lmao @sidepiece exchange. Dead. Redbox rentals for sidepieces.
She a dope female imp. This one turnt out/dikkmatized and once they turnt or in cases where I get em pregnant I don't want em no more. Kinda like how I don't want a phone with a cracked screen. It's a fault I have, maybe one of you brehs or brehettes can show me how to find worth in a bytch but can't. It's and her another I find to be dope females where I would wanna wife but it's in the works until I offload these to the brehs
 

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Now days.....a hoe talking about cumming in her makes me :scust:




This hoe out here TELLING YOU that she's gonna trap you with a kid:dwillhuh:


And niccas stay hyping up child support:gucci:
I hear you. As much as I used to yell at the clones in here over it i've caught myself doing too lately. :snoop:
I have this 26 y/o i met on Tinder who has one of those birth control ring devices in her p*ssy and I be skeeting all up in her since i found out while I was fingering her in the car one day and felt the shyt and asked her what it was. I need to do better
 
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I hear you. As much as I used to yell at the clones in there over it i've caught myself doing too lately. :snoop:
I have this 26 y/o i met on Tinder who has one of those birth control ring devices in her p*ssy and I be skeeting all up in her since i found out while I was fingering her in the car one day and felt the shyt and asked her what it was. I need to do better
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If you live near Atlanta and willing to drive to Covington GA I may have something for you. She's not petite per se. She's about 5'7 160 lbs. Light skin. I am almost positive she's mixed because until you see her face you'd think she was white. Freaky as fukk. Tho she loves to talk shyt during sex. Nice ass but her boobs are flat from breast feeding her two kids (twin 10 y/o's). Has a deep Kentucky accent. She's a good jumpoff to have because she wont bother you much. Just holler for dikk every other week when she doesnt have her kids. Other than that she leaves you the fukk alone.


We all should probably set up a side piece's exchange thread :jbhmm:

Whatever jumpoff you have that you're trying to get rid of just post about her and what city she's in and let the local brehs know where she likes to hang. Whoever is intrested you can DM them a pic and let the breh know when and what spots they hang out. For example I need someone to take my mexican jumpoff off my hands for good. She's a supreme freak who loves black men and really into anal and giving head. Should be able to find many suitors out there. Only downside is she's tempermental and squirts . and I mean major squirter like, makes a fukking mess to the point where you have to change your sheets immediately after.
Did you say squirter!!!! Pics?
 

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Switching back and forth between talking about her daughter being really unwell to the point of needing surgery. To hey let's talk about your dikk
:francis:
The daughter's sickness is stressing her out. The d!ck is her ultimate stress reliever. What's so hard to understand :manny:
Did you say squirter!!!! Pics?
Come to think of it I dont have any pics of her. I had one pic of her from when she emailed it to me when we first met in 2008 (Craigslist). The other pic i had of her was one i took of her while she was sleeping naked after i put her to sleep one night. Was just testing my Sony camera's night vision mode. I'd have to dig deep in my old harddrive at home for those. I'll look. She doesnt have social media whatsoever that i know of.
To give you details she's:
  • About 5'7, 200 lbs. using mybody gallery with that information i pulled up a chick who's similar in body. See here Welcome - What Real Women Look Like
  • She's one of them pale skinned mexicans who tans and bruises easily and she likes for you to bruise her up during sex.
  • She's an HR vice president and makes good of money (over $100K) yet very frugal. One thing i've always liked about her is she pays for food and drinks when we hang out. Sadly, having known each other for over 10 years and also her tempermental ways we've grown to really dislike each other over the years despite still fukking each other. Like we really really hate each other at this point. But the sex is good so we just put up with each other the last few years. She and I stopped talking about 6 months ago because she pissed me off so i stopped answering her calls. She been texting me a lot lately asking to come over. I just know the minute we're done fukking she'll say something to piss me off again. Especially if she's sober. I just want her to find someone new to dikkmatize her so she wont bother reaching out to me anymore.
  • And yeah.. she squirts heavy

Edit: I found an old pic she sent me from 2014 or 2015. She's put on about 10 lbs since but this gives you an idea
 
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