I need some advice (Girlfriend/Sex Related)

[Claudex]

@LaughsLikePac

Breh,

You've. Got. To. Open. The. Flower.
N I don't mean cumming on her face on some "surprise" shyt. Sit her down and skillfully find out what her fantasies are, try different positions little by little and ask her what she'd think if you did xyz. Everytime she says: "Oh no I couldn't do that!!" instead of looking crest-fallen, ask her the reason why she won't do xyz. Keep the conversations light but thorough, and if she asks you why you're so interested you go the cheesy route and just say:
"Well, you're my girl. It only makes sense that I find out all I can about you." *cheese works when applied to the right meals*

Don't turn her out, open her up!
If all else fails make her feel guilty about her performance and subsequently make her believe that she can improve. She needs to know that she can improve, but first you gotta tell her that she ain't working right.

It's gonna be a slow process, but if you do it right you're not gonna regret it...well, not unless she turns out to be a nympho who needs more than one partner But I kid just, "Communication is key" tell her that like it's the last truth in the universe.

 

[The Watcher]

Hello Coli, I am a new poster.

Can someone please tell me how to neg OP for not being able to fukk like a man and blaming his woman because he can only get off with a ho that does all the work for him?

 

[Smoke]

I been with my girl 4 years now, on and off. She's my rock, my best friend, my ride or die, biggest supporter, intelligent, she's pro black, loves sports and hip hop, attractive, she has a phat ass, good credit, educated, understanding, positive, owns a home, has a car, can cook, my parents love her, shyt my whole family loves her... i really think it's crazy even typing all those things, cuz they're really all true.

Let me have her....She sounds delightful. Plus my sex wack anyway so we'd be perfect together

 

[Sleepy Walker]

Watch pornos with her or if she's on top and you know she's about to cum play with her butthole.

Those 2 things helped me

 

[Redwing80]

How the fukk ur shorty athletic w a fat ass and can't fukk?



She ain't got no rythym?

She stay working out but her squat/riding game ain't up to par?

p*ssy loose?

She jus sit there?

4 years in and you put up with that?

4 years in and you ain't you ain't train her?

She got all them bomb qualities and you STILL ain't train her?

You don't realize that her sex game bein wack is probably a good thing, and you can make her a smut FOR YOU, since she obviously ain't been taught properly?

nikka tell ur girl I said come here, fukk boy

Im bout to slide ur bytch

Holy shyt

 

[BodeineBrazy]

lol @ this.... part.


First off... you will never forget about this one other hoe -- She is what is called a playas wake up call. Lets you know what u DESERVE.


But your girl Will ONLY become the SMUT you need her to be IF you Seriously break her heart. What you need to do is treat her great and show her what a real man is... and then break her heart. She will smut out and become a freak. You may not then want her back but at least you did the world a service.


Might seem tough.. but...


Eventually, you will find a girl that has ALMOST all the qualities that your girl has + shes the freak u need that will be down for almost anything. But still a good girl.. A good girl that hasn't taken Much peen.. but lift her face up when you, and only you, wants to bust on it and enjoy whatever it is that you feel like doing.



Peace.

You wanna know some funny shyt, when I left for the little year and a half I was gone. I told myself, it would be good for her to get out and fukk some other dudes. I would always say that shyt to myself. Like in my head I was thinking, if/when we got back together, she would have had some more experience and be able to flex them p*ssy walls a little better.

One night she saw me talking to this other broad on Twitter and called me... I straight up told her "We both should date other people and gain some more experience, to see if this is what we want. I'm not selfish..."

That's the thing blood, she aint got that hoe switch.

This isn't how a woman's mind works if she loves a Dude and he's not a lame.

This is the OP's situation. This bytch is just wack.

And in that situation........ Her mind is only Half way off this nikka even when they are broken up - She still has hope.

Shes not gonna even be open enough to experience the shyt she could experience. But after she realizes OP isn't feeling her or wishes to be in great, non wack p*ssy, She will be open.

Fyi- iF the interim dude would have got in those guts right (meaning in her mind first then made her cum) Then OP wouldn't have a chance to get her back.

exactly...

Im guess u could say im known, so I know I probably cast a shadow over every dude she tried to date after me. I fukked a few Twitter/Industry famous hoes (local NY bytches, nuthin crazy), and I know that shyt bothers her because i'll see their URL's in her browser history and shyt.

I just feel like she's just very self conscious... in bed she won't look me in my eyes. She can't give head for shyt. She doesnt really know how to use her hips or ass. It all LOOKS really good, but she doesnt know how to utilize them tools. It's hard to explain, but she's just not rhythmic.

I really kinda opened her up, it was worse when we started. I tried a lot, i tried to get her drunk to see if she would loosen up. She still can't suck dikk or ride. I watched porn with her, tried to show her what I like. She still won't loosen up, let go and be sexy...

I tell her she's beautiful, I love her body, I be trying. Cuz all things considered I love my bytch, I would die for her.

If the p*ssy was right, i'd marry her tomorrow. That's the shytty part my nikka. I fake orgasms all the time with her. I never thought I would fake an orgasm.

All my peoples, always are like she's so perfect, they're jealous . But i can never tell that truth lol.

 

[BodeineBrazy]

How the fukk ur shorty athletic w a fat ass and can't fukk?



She ain't got no rythym?

She stay working out but her squat/riding game ain't up to par?

p*ssy loose?

She jus sit there?

4 years in and you put up with that?

4 years in and you ain't you ain't train her?

She got all them bomb qualities and you STILL ain't train her?

You don't realize that her sex game bein wack is probably a good thing, and you can make her a smut FOR YOU, since she obviously ain't been taught properly?

nikka tell ur girl I said come here, fukk boy

Im bout to slide ur bytch

dap + rep

tooooo fukkin funny

 

[SheriffOG]

How the fukk ur shorty athletic w a fat ass and can't fukk?



She ain't got no rythym?

She stay working out but her squat/riding game ain't up to par?

p*ssy loose?

She jus sit there?

4 years in and you put up with that?

4 years in and you ain't you ain't train her?

She got all them bomb qualities and you STILL ain't train her?

You don't realize that her sex game bein wack is probably a good thing, and you can make her a smut FOR YOU, since she obviously ain't been taught properly?

nikka tell ur girl I said come here, fukk boy

Im bout to slide ur bytch

 

[Kenny West]

Too real....too too real...this was my struggle a few years back. I had that...chick had one of the dopest bodies I seen in life. PERFECT ass, c cups, no stomach even tho she don't work out, thick in all the right places. Good girl, cooks everything she eats, is clean, don't walk around with her feet out etc. I coulda seriously cuffed her on those credentials alone

But the p*ssy....was wack.

Like wack. Like wack as fukk. She just couldn't take dikk. For starters her p*ssy was shallow. I knew better than to go real deep but this shyt was like being stuck in the kiddy pool. One time I hittin it from the back on her staircase and I suddenly felt like I hit my dikk raninto a wall. Somehow she was in more pain than I was.

Her ride game was light. She liked doing this thing where she whirled around on my dikk like a arcade joystick. Did nothing for me. Eventually I just started doing all the work myself while she was on top too.

And of course she's taps out like a like a WWE jobber. All. the. time. I couldn't hit it from the back for extended periods without her doubling over or whimpering in pain. I can't finish like that, man. It got to the point where the only moves I could stroke safely with was missionary and her riding. Imagine seeing an ass so perfect , so round, that it summons the full fury of your lions to go as hard as you can, and before your power level can even hit 6000

"ow ow babe stop it hurtsss" It's was like god was pulling some sick prank on me. Even the head was wack and she didn't like to give....Despite this I really liked this girl. I was still green so I assumed most of the stuff was just me fukkin up the stroke. My sex game like a bull in a china shop. so it was possible. but I learned it was just her

sometime down the line I was sexing this french girl from the back and I thrust her hard as shyt and she almost hit the wall. I'll never forget the exchange

Me: Was that too hard?
Her: It's NEVER too hard
Me:

Nothing was the same.

It's crazy though. I could get old and legit regret not cuffin for the rest of my life. But I'm a tiger bruh It's not the time to entertain being tamed

Damn that was long. I don't even feel like checkin for typos

 

[BodeineBrazy]

fukk her like a bytch...

you're being soft with that p*ssy...Tear that shyt up breh fukk her feelings..

..oh and stop buying her flowers

i did that, she told me it made her uncomfortable and "I fukked her like some type of hoe."

Sounds like you aint satisfying her.

shaddap nikka.

 

[BodeineBrazy]

Too real....too too real...this was my struggle a few years back. I had that...chick had one of the dopest bodies I seen in life. PERFECT ass, c cups, no stomach even tho she don't work out, thick in all the right places. Good girl, cooks everything she eats, is clean, don't walk around with her feet out etc. I coulda seriously cuffed her on those credentials alone

But the p*ssy....was wack.

Like wack. Like wack as fukk. She just couldn't take dikk. For starters her p*ssy was shallow. I knew better than to go real deep but this shyt was like being stuck in the kiddy pool. One time I hittin it from the back on her staircase and I suddenly felt like I hit my dikk raninto a wall. Somehow she was in more pain than I was.

Her ride game was light. She liked doing this thing where she whirled around on my dikk like a arcade joystick. Did nothing for me. Eventually I just started doing all the work myself while she was on top too.

And of course she's taps out like a like a WWE jobber. All. the. time. I couldn't hit it from the back for extended periods without her doubling over or whimpering in pain. I can't finish like that, man. It got to the point where the only moves I could stroke safely with was missionary and her riding. Imagine seeing an ass so perfect , so round, that it summons the full fury of your lions to go as hard as you can, and before your power level can even hit 6000

"ow ow babe stop it hurtsss" It's was like god was pulling some sick prank on me. Even the head was wack and she didn't like to give....Despite this I really liked this girl. I was still green so I assumed most of the stuff was just me fukkin up the stroke. My sex game like a bull in a china shop. so it was possible. but I learned it was just her

sometime down the line I was sexing this french girl from the back and I thrust her hard as shyt and she almost hit the wall. I'll never forget the exchange

Me: Was that too hard?
Her: It's NEVER too hard
Me:

Nothing was the same.

It's crazy though. I could get old and legit regret not cuffin for the rest of my life. But I'm a tiger bruh It's not the time to entertain being tamed

Damn that was long. I don't even feel like checkin for typos

you know my pain... i start getting these questions in my head like can i live with this for the rest of my life?

I asked my homegirl what she thought i should do, and her response was to subtly ask me to fukk . Almost did it one drunk texting night. Caught myself tho.

my homey told me, u gotta eat good, and fukk good in order to maintain your sanity as a man.

 

[andre patton]

what kinda question is this? Stay with your girl who you can start a family with, and just fukk the bytch w/ the bomb p*ssy on the side. nikkas been doin this since the beginning of civilization. You need to have a sit down w/ your pops, or one of your uncles or some shyt. A OG to put you up on game.

 

[DIMES]

nah



I tried i came on her face and she ran out the room crying... damn thats embarassing.



lmfaoooo nah i dont think so. my presence too strong bruh.

came out crying?


breh that's wifey material

 

[CHILLL]

I do know she slept with this one dude, but I don't really care. All the dirt I did was 10x that. We weren't together anyway... .

think about that playboy
u think she was wack with that dude also?
u think u make her wet playboy?
just think about it bruh
just something to think about

 

[The5thLetter]

I think it's crazy you sacrificed her to some other nikkas to teach her how to fukk
anyway, have you ever asked what turns her on? She might like some freak shyt that she never realized before (BDSM, choking, w/e)
how does she act when you try foreplay w/ her? Does she react or coach you?